Basically I'm not going to be able to afford rent so I'm moving in with my friend, just put most of my stuff in storage since he can't accommodate it -- my roommate broke a bunch of shit because he's just as fucked as I am (except without a good friend to stay with) and mad about it.
/end sob story
Any bros out there that could hook me up with a hot pizza would be much appreciated. I'll tell you funny jokes or write you a damn poem expressing my undying love, and it probably won't even be a lie. I can tell you a bedtime story tonight if you want, if you feed me!
Submitted March 21, 2016 at 10:28PM by Dewy_Wanna_Go_There http://ift.tt/25fXabV RandomActsOfPizza
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