A quick rummaging through the pantry was leaving Norman slightly disappointed. As he looked upon the shelves a throng of assorted junk foods and pastas gazed back at him. He stared, half dazed, half expecting to find a diamond in the rough, until his mind clicked.
Norman had bought a tub of Spring Mix salad leaves just a couple days earlier planning to make shakes.
Grabbing the bottle of Ranch dressing he kept in the top shelf of his refrigerator Norman contemplated his options for toppings. Since salads was a new endeavor he decided to go simple. With his ingredients laid out on the counter Norman was ready to make his salad.
Norman thrust his hand into the salad mix and grabbed a fist full of the green and purple leaves. As he pulled his hand out of the tub some leaves dropped out on the floor. "Hmph", he grunted to himself. Norman realized there was nobody to share in his complete indifference to the surplus salad bits that fell on the floor.
One light coating of Ranch dressing later and Norman was done preparing his salad. As he glanced at the pieces of salad left on the floor Norman sat down in front of the TV to begin his venture into the world of salad.
Submitted March 31, 2016 at 05:06AM by ch1k3n123 http://ift.tt/1RKvxjT lifeofnorman
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