This actually just happened 30 minutes ago. I was hungry for some fries so I went to get some frozen fries from my refrigerator. My top cabinet is the freezer and that's where I keep my fries. I opened it and down comes my empty Vodka bottle from the top of the refrigerator, which hit me smack on the nose and continued to fall to the floor with millimeters to spare from my toe (toe felt the wind from it).
What I did wrong was that when I finished my vodka I stored it on the top of my refrigerator. It must have shifted somehow to the point where half of it was resting on the fridge door and the other half on the top of the fridge. I opened the fridge and down it comes.
Anyways, my right nostril is plugged with a piece of rolled up paper towel as I am typing this. I'm trying to stay positive by thinking things could've gone a lot worse if the bottle landed on my toe or the bottle might have shattered and pierced my foot.
Submitted April 04, 2016 at 08:01AM by jerry_qq http://ift.tt/1RTveDv tifu
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