Be me, get munchies, drink water. Think of munchies again, drink more water. Remember I have cheesecake. Stand up. Open door. Walk to refrigerator. Grab delicious cheesecake. Drink more water. Strawberry cheesecake in hand, walk to bathroom. Dominant hand holds cheesecake. Penis in non-dominant. Begin peeing. Drop cheesecake. Shitty pee-eesecake-water splashes into mouth. I remember everything, because when I bent over to vomit, I shit myself. MFW
Submitted April 13, 2016 at 06:14PM by PM_ME_YOUR_YOUKNOWUT http://ift.tt/1Xv5XRC tifu
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