One Monday, Norman was sitting at his cubicle, typing away. Suddenly, he noticed that his lunch break was coming up. Despite his urge to go to lunch early, he decided that the thirty seconds until lunch would be better spent working. When his lunch break finally started, according to schedule, Norman jumped up from his chair, pulled the chair in, and left for the refrigerator. "Oh my." Norman noticed that Lisa was grabbing her tuna sandwich, despite being three minutes early. He felt guilty letting her speak to him. "Hi Norman!" Norman nodded and opened the door to the refrigerator, hoping to avoid any further contact. "I bought something for you from New York! It's in my car. Would you want it?" "I can't take her gift without proper compensation." Norman thought. "Sure!" Lisa gave him a hat that said "I love New York" on it. Norman began to sweat. He had never been to New York, so he didn't know whether he loved it or not. On the other hand, Lisa would be disappointed if he didn't take the gift. "Um.... Thanks." Norman took the gift and left. After work, Norman put the hat on, thanked Lisa again, and then left in his yellow station wagon. He had to buy some cat food for Norman. Norman, not realizing he still had the hat on, grabbed some cat food and went to pay for it. The cashier noticed his hat. "Nice hat! Cool place, isn't it?" "Yeah, very cool." Norman hurried out of the store, satisfied with the compliment, sweat beading at his brow. "Never again," said Norman, as he threw the hat away.
Submitted April 03, 2016 at 05:50AM by Mc_Flame http://ift.tt/1pViP8q lifeofnorman
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