Saint Peter said to all of them, "I will hear each of your stories on how you died---privately---and then decide which of you will get into heaven."
Saint Peter brought over the first man, "You first. Tell me your story."
The first man said, "Okay so I have suspected my wife of cheating on me for some time now. I came home early one day to find her naked. I became extremely angry and searched the whole apartment for a man. I went onto our fourth story balcony and found a man hanging off the railing. Enraged, I fetched a hammer and started smashing his fingers until he fell. He fell onto some bushes so I wheeled the refrigerator and pushed it over the railing until it smashed on top of the man. Afterwards, I felt so guilty that I shot myself and now I'm here.
Saint Peter said, "Okay I will judge your fate after the next two men tell their story." He then sent the man back.
Saint Peter brought over the second man, "Tell me your story, sir."
The second man said, "I was meditating on the railing of my fifth story apartment balcony when I slipped and fell. I was lucky enough to grab onto the balcony railing one floor below me, but then this crazy guy started smashing my fingers with a hammer! I fell and prayed to God for me to land on something soft and I landed in some bushes. But then this guy pushed a refrigerator over the railing and it smashed me and I died."
Saint Peter said, "Okay I will judge your fate after the next man tells me his story." He then sent the man back.
Saint Peter brought over the third man, "Tell me your story, sir."
The man said, "Okay---
Imagine me naked in a refrigerator..."
Submitted October 05, 2017 at 05:37AM by Sunpeece2 http://ift.tt/2hOLJsJ Jokes
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