He brings the parrot home, and discovers that the parrot likes to swear a lot. He is not very happy with that, and tells the parrot:
"I will cover your cage with a blanket and you can sit in the dark until you stop swearing."
As soon as he covers the cage up the parrots starts getting even more profane. The guy is shocked, and the tells the parrot:
"Oh , so you like it in the dark, lets put you in the fridge and see how you like that"
He throws the parrot in the refrigerator and shuts the door, but the parrot is going nuts inside the fridge, its swearing even worse, not even god and saints are safe in those swearwords.
"Oh, I see, you like the fridge too? How about i put you in the freezer for a bit?" The guy says and puts the parrot in the freezer.
For a few seconds it looks like its not working, the parrot is still swearing, when suddenly it cuts off mid sentence and remains quiet.
The guy is a bit worried by the silence, so he checks in on the parrot, finds him just sitting there quietly and shivering a little.
"You learned your lesson then?" he asks the parrot, and the parrot only nods.
Guy puts the parrot on his shoulder and is happy he has finally tamed that bad language.
"Can i just ask one thing?" asks the parrot
"Sure" the guy says.
"What did the chicken do?"
Submitted October 19, 2017 at 01:56AM by Folirant http://ift.tt/2ikBFYI Jokes
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