We open in a cabin in northern Manitoba. There is a polar bear pelt on the floor, doubling as a carpet, as well as empty bottles strewn across the floor. You see a thin man looking around the cabin, he's wearing an open plaid shirt, with a t-shirt on underneath which reads "Dangercat". Eventually he sits in a rocking chair across the room. As he raises his head to speak, his attractiveness is apparent, with defined facial features and a trendy short brown hairdo.
Miles: It's been almost a whole decade since I've seen this place. I didn't think I'd ever be back.
Miles continues to look around, with a sorrowful expression on his face.
Miles: You know, I thought it would hurt more, to return to my old home. But I guess I know it shaped me into who I am today. This log cabin taught me to survive. It taught me to fight. Granted, I didn't have much of a choice.
Through a window behind Miles, you notice dangerous wildlife, including foxes, wolves and polar bears.
Miles: When my parents left me here 9 years ago, I could have given up. For anyone else in the world, that would have been the end. But for a teenage boy like me, it was the beginning. I didn't just survive out here, I learned to thrive. Do you see those white monsters out there? They don't seem so scary anymore, when you've learnt to kick their teeth in.
Miles reaches into his mini refrigerator, and grabs a Pepsi, because Coca-Cola sucks.
Miles: Living in this wasteland got me ready for anything, so even though some of these kids have been wrestling "professionally" for years, they need to watch out, or they'll find my foot lodged in their skull. Wrestling is Reddit, you better get ready for the debut of, Miles Alpha.
Submitted May 12, 2016 at 02:18AM by Syckez http://ift.tt/1Oj07CU wrestlingisreddit
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