There were 500 bricks on a plane... Jokes

One fell out. How many were left?

499

What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

The lion was having a birthday party and he invited all the animals. They all showed up, except one. Who didn't come?

The giraffe, because he was stuck in a refrigerator.

Sally had to cross a river where alligators lived. There was no boat or bridge, though she was a good swimmer. Why didn't she get eaten?

Because the alligators were all at the lion's birthday party.

However, Sally died anyway. Why?

She got hit by the falling brick.

Submitted June 15, 2016 at 07:48PM by zanderkerbal http://ift.tt/1twc3Zq Jokes