This did not happen recently, but rather when i was around 8 years old, about 15 years ago.
When I was younger and still lived with my parents on a small rural town, Dad used to work on his farm, our main income being from milk sales. Whenever some cow would yeld spoiled milk, Mom made sweets out of it (which is quite delicious actually, looks like this ).
Now, to the fuck up. One night when Dad was out of town and We had the situation above happen, Mom was making a full pot out of the sour milk dad brought earlier, and just as it was finished, She went to take a bath, while warning me not to eat right at that moment since it would be really hot.
Of course, 8 year old me would had none of that, and as soon as She went into the bathroom I quickly scooped a small plate and grabbed a serving of it. Needless to say, it WAS boiling hot, and I burned the tip of my tongue on the first bite. Now i was Hurting, and wouldn't dare call Mom, because that would be the same as pleading guilty, and so decided to handle it myself.
My first try was to put my tongue under the water stream on the kitchen sink, which did work out to some extent but it was still hurting. It then escalated from there, i needed something COOLER, and then looked at the refrigerator as my shining beacon of salvation.
I then opened the refrigerator door and sat my tongue on the lower trays, which did work quite well, but i needed MORE. I then proceeded to open the top Freezer, which was shining clean with very little frost (It was a Friday, Mom's house cleaning day, back when fridges weren't frost free and shit), and put my tongue in there. IT FELT REALLY GOOD, so i let it rest there for a while, and then when it felt better I tried to get it off.
Well then, i couldn't get it off, my tongue was stuck, and I wasn't able to talk properly because of it. There was no one but Mom in the house, and she was far enough that she wouldn't be able to hear me, so i got desperate and yanked it out, skinning my tongue in the process (which remained frozen in the freezer for a few days).
Mom then came back to find myself crying on the kitchen's floor, pleading for her to band aid my tongue (yup, i wanted bad aids to be put on my tongue).
TL;DR - Stupid Kid can't wait for the boiling sweets to cool down, burns tongue, sticks it on the freezer, gets it stuck, yanks it out, skins it and and want band aids put on it.
Submitted May 15, 2016 at 03:40AM by andreyue http://ift.tt/1rMmAhH tifu
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