Thursday, November 30, 2017

Heist Idea: Cancerous paydaytheheist

An idea I posted on the official Steam forums a couple years ago which recently came back to mind:

Bain: "Gentlemen: Tocamac is Ozwald Pharmaceutical's latest little money maker. A chemotherapy drug that hits bone cancers like a cruise missile, killing the tumor while leaving the rest of the patient unharmed. Too bad for joe-schmo it costs a small fortune just for a single month's supply. But that's just opportunity for us. Oz has a nice little stockpile of Tocamac at their production facility here D.C., and I have a contact who'll fence it at half price. Even at that discount, we'll still make out like bandits, and someone's grandma gets to stay on this good green Earth a little while longer. Everyone wins! Well, except for Ozwald."

Stealth or Loud heist set in a pharmaceutical manufacturing plant with adjoining refrigerated warehouse and labs. The twist is the loot is perishable. The chemo drugs the Payday Crew wants are stored in the refrigerated warehouse, and must be kept cold, or they are rendered worthless. Once a bag is removed from a refrigerated area, the crew has five minutes to move it to the getaway ice cream truck in the parking lot, navigating through the manufacturing area, labs, and employee entrance to get there. Taking or tossing a bag back into a refrigerated area resets the timer. Assets could include an unlocked lab refrigerator halfway between the warehouse and the parking lot, or insulated loot bags that add an extra minute to the timer. If a bag is left at room temp for 5 minutes, it expires, changes color for the benefit of the crew, and becomes worthless. Death Wish could have the additional challenge of a shorter time window for each bag.

The goal is to secure two bags (four on Death Wish) out of a potential 4 to 8 lootables (cancer drugs). If an insufficient amount of bags are delivered and all other bags have expired, the crew will need to hack a computer terminal for any information that can be sold (the information loot is much less valuable than the drugs themselves). Upon securing enough bags or the information, a getaway zone is activated at the ice cream truck.



Submitted December 01, 2017 at 10:25AM by scienceguy8 http://ift.tt/2kejHYH paydaytheheist

[Fan Content] Gods and Monsters 2.0: Ideas for Characters DCcomics

I'm sure many of you guys have had the pleasure of seeing Justice League: Gods and Monsters(aka how to do a dark DC movie correctly).

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like there's going to be a sequel. However, being the imaginative guy that I am, I began thinking of ideas for how it could have gone. I wound up creating a few concepts for characters that I thought I'd share with you guys:

Slade Wilson/Green Arrow: The hero-for-hire, Slade Wilson is the epitome of a "Libertarian Super-Hero." He travels the world, fighting oppressive regimes, nanny states, kleptocrats, communists, secret cabals, or other groups that have too much power and are preventing people from being able to work their way up in the social hierarchy.

While Oliver Queen's Green Arrow steals from the greedy and gives to the needy, Slade Wilson's Green Arrow works to create a world where anybody can claim power(be it influence, money, etc) for themselves. Of course, he's more than happy to make some money along the way.

Unlike his mainstream counterpart(Deathstroke), Slade Wilson has a stricter set of morals(though he is willing to kill if need be). He only takes money from people he perceives to be good guys. An example of this would be a socially responsible corporation that wants him to take down their shady competitor.

Professor Henry Allen/The Flash: Around 25 years ago, Henry Allen lost his son Barry in a accident involving another driver running over his son. Henry blamed himself for the tragedy, as he felt that he could have kept a better eye on Barry.

Henry never moved on from the death of his son. For almost a year, Henry obsessively thought about being able to go back in time so he could save his son.

Eventually, Henry decided he would devote his career as a researcher to finding a way to time travel. Many years down the road, Henry finally developed a device that he thought would allow him to turn back the clock.

It didn't work. But, it gave him the ability to slow down time around him, allowing him to appear to be moving at superhuman speeds.

Alexandra DeWitt/Green Lantern: After Abin Sur betrayed the Green Lantern Corps, taking on the mantle of Parralax, he proceeded to slaughter each and every member of the corps until only Ganthet remained.

Cut to a tavern in Los Angeles, Alexandra DeWitt is on a date with her fiancé Kyle Rayner. Decided to go for a smoke break, Alexandra exits the bar into an alleyway where she encounters a dying Ganthet. With nobody else to give the ring to, he passes it on to Alexandra, making her the last Green Lantern in the universe.

About two months later, Alex would go back to her apartment, only to discover that her boyfriend Kyle was murdered and stuffed into the refrigerator.

Bruce Wayne/The Joker: After Bruce Wayne witnessed the murder of his parents at the hands of Joe Chill, Bruce felt something inside him snap. Rather than crying at the sight of his dead mommy and daddy, he began to laugh hysterically. When Chill had his back turned to the boy, Bruce took a rock and bashed his head into a pulp. Bruce was never seen or heard from again, descending into the depths of Gotham's underworld and the depths of his own madness.



Submitted December 01, 2017 at 08:12AM by james_notdeen http://ift.tt/2AKeRcB DCcomics

[23/m] Should I continue with this girl [20/f] or is she playing with me? relationship_advice

We basically met online, her and I wasn't that close but we did spend 2 years together in a group chat. Everything was fine and dandy till late after a year, the group and her argued a lot. There was maybe 12 or more friends together so it made sense they disagreed but most of them started to really hate her and thus people who were more friendly with her would stop talking to her. That led to a big fight in which she left and no one spoke to her again. Then months later she messaged a few of the people in the group and one of them invited her back.

This time she was very sensitive and didn't last very long but developed a closer friendship with me. Through chats we talked days and hours about everything. Her sex life, families, jobs, games, flirting, etc. We got closer than ever and from there we can skip to the present.

Skip to the present

The third year she has mentioned the chat often maybe hoping I'd reinvite her to it again, even flat out admitting it once but lately she's dropped the idea. Instead we're pretty good now, in fact, she told me she got a house a month ago and I joked around about her letting me come over and believe it or not she recently agreed and said I should come over when we were having a flirtatious conversation.

So I did, I drove to her state and went to her house. I got there at maybe 10AM. She opened up wearing her sexy sleepwear she would always tease me over chats with. No bra with a tank top and short shorts that showed a bit of the bottom of her ass. She told me she was flat but she was exaggerating, her tits were fine, but her ass was so nice. I couldn't take my eyes off it.

Her apartment was surprisingly messy and had a bit of a bad smell but when she led me to her room it smelled worse. I don't think she could tell because she sat on her bed trying to still be sexy. There were flies buzzing around and A LOT of roaches in her room. There were literally roaches on her bed or at least picture this.

Her covers weren't exactly fixed, which led me to believe she was under the covers before I got there, I noticed a few roaches crawling from under her covers onto her pillows.

It was kind of gross... but I didn't mind it much since I was with her in person. The only thing that did sort of bother me was a pile of old clothes she had in the corner. She told me she slept naked which is why she barely had anything on besides the tank and short shorts. I sort of imagined her pulling those out of her dirty pile of clothes considering the flies she kept waving off herself. I know she didn't smell though, she even told me she showered last night. But her room seriously needed to be cleaned, it looks like she had a small trash in there full of soda cans and food so I'm guessing I woke her up way too early.

She ignored the bugs and pretended they weren't there so I did as well. It was about 2 hours in now and we were just talking, she sat under her covers and I sat at the edge of the bed. I did want to try to get out of the house at one point and go somewhere more romantic like out to eat, but she actually said she cooked. Then tried to brag that she can cook pretty well as if she wanted to impress me. It was chicken in the refrigerator and she warmed it up, she also had flies and roaches in the kitchen but she ignore them again. This time it was actually gross, because while she tried to keep me talking and interested, a few flies would fly on her food and she'd wave it off and still be eating it. The chicken wasn't that good tbh, it tasted really dry, but I told her it was nice.

So we stayed and after about 4 hours I stop noticing the smell. It was like it went away for me. Which I expected she probably has been in the house so long she doesn't smell anything. We started flirting a bit like we do in chats and she was talking all this big game about how I couldn't handle her and how I'd probably cum in less than 15 seconds. We started out teasing and laughing but actually started getting actually horny. She then got all sexy again and walked back to her room saying she was going to change and I was free to come if I wanted, I followed of course and had one last whiff of that smell as I entered her room but again it faded.

She acted a bit more sexy since I followed and sat on her bed stripping off her shorts in front of me. And I was so turned on, I knew she was already hairy but her lips, her pussy lips looked pretty big. It was nothing like porn and in my head I was like this was really happening. Not only was those big, but her nipples were as well. I could see why she said she had no tits because the circle around her nipples covered a lot and she was so fucking hot to me. It's like porn shows every same looking perfect model, but this girl looked so much more real than porn, it was like I was getting even harder just watching. I took my clothes off too and she pulled me to her and said she was so very horny. So I put my head down and ate her out, she smelled a little fishy and tasted salty which was a really good taste for me. I kept going till she wanted me to put it in. So I kissed her a bit before I started, her breath was a bit strong but it was not about to make me change my mind.

I've only had sex once and it was with a virgin as well. We didn't know what we were doing but I'd also hear from people pussy was so tight as if was pulling you in. This girl was loose... like very loose, it wasn't pulling me in. It was press in, easy out. Not only that but all that shit she was talking and she came within the first minute of it. But besides that and her it was so good. I know people was also telling me the right way to do a girl is to make her queef and she was doing that a lot thanks to her already creaming on me.

We switched to so many different positions, she even rode me a few times, I even almost burst to laughter when I was doing her doggy and she accidentally passed gas, it was funny seeing her swear it was a queef and I just couldn't believe how much fun you could have during sex. I was also very satisfied seeing her face twist all up and hearing breath like a gorilla from how good I was, seeing her roll one eye, and the point where she started drooling I felt so confident in myself and proud. Despite how quirky she was I loved her and the sex. It felt great to be inside and love her. It was like I finally had the love of my life and I'm only 23.

I left a little while after and from then online she seems to act like she regretted the whole thing. Her old friends seem to be brought back up by her and they seem to feel she's just a self-centered person who complains too much. I don't see that in her, but I do see how she's not very interested in what I have to say, most of everything I say returns to being about her. She gives advice with herself still talking about herself. I love hearing about her but I just seem to feel something lately that tells me she isn't that interested with me. Even when I try to flirt she shuts it down or seems to brag on how sexy she's being but if I get horny over it, change the topic. I don't know.

I try being cool and friendly but she seems annoyed by me, I don't know if she just doesn't want to talk that day or if she's just not into me anymore. She does seem to message me when she wants something but doesn't really care to keep talking much when I talk about me. She will usually give me one word responses or just change the topic immediately.

Anyone know how to further relationships online? Despite the sex we can only still talk through chats or games. She claims she doesn't pay her phone bill. She also only seemed to invite me over because she was horny one night and told me she wanted me then. Rarely will she message me and if I message her she does seem a bit annoyed and I know even now she's not really responding because I said something dumb and she's lost interest in the conversation. What do I do?



Submitted December 01, 2017 at 06:50AM by EvenKnowWeBothKnow http://ift.tt/2zDLl4c relationship_advice

How can I safely restrain someone with autism? autism

I need help. Both of my brothers are autistic and one has more severe autism than the other. The one with the severe autism likes to fight and get violent when things don't go his way. I'm older then him but he's taller and much stronger than me. Sometimes when my mom or grandma has to go the store or something they tell me to watch them for a little bit. Yesterday they had to go to a funeral and I had to watch them until they got back. They were behaving OK last night because it was around their bedtime and I think my mom gave them their medicine. But today my mom had to go to rite aid to pick up her medicine and told me to watch them until she got back. When she left I decided to go into the fridge for a tiny slice of cheesecake and my brother saw me eat it. Then he kept saying "cake cake" to me because he wanted some. Even if I gave him some/or all of what was left he would still ask for more and not leave me alone. I told him no. I then had to fight him for my keys because he wanted them so that he could open the refrigerator. I had to tussle with him, raise my voice and threaten him with a broom for him to finally leave me alone. We're trying to teach him that no means no. When he can't get what he wants he cries, throws tantrums or gets violent. I'm tired of living like this and I deserve the right to eat and drink whatever I want without being attacked. Is there a way that I can stop/restrain him from trying to fight me? How can I cope with this without going insane?



Submitted December 01, 2017 at 04:09AM by Obsidian2001 http://ift.tt/2jAXJv4 autism

This apple cider in my refrigerator Perfectfit

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Submitted December 01, 2017 at 03:36AM by Nathaniel820 http://ift.tt/2BoIlZZ Perfectfit

I [21] am living in a toxic environment with my horrible step dad [47] and family. What can I do to fix this situation? relationships

I'm 21 years old and in my 3rd year of college(final year) I live in the house with my mother[47] and my sister[4]. Growing up I never knew my father and always wondered what It would be like to have one, my mother did an excellent job parenting me and provided anything I ever wanted, I cant say one bad thing about her. Lately I have become extremely depressed with this situation. I work to provide for myself, pay rent and buy everything myself.. I get absolutely no financial help in way(this is an important - you'll see later), so this is a strain on me at times.

Lets call my stepdad John. He came into the picture when I was about 11 Years old, I had no bad things to say about him I thought he was nice and we got on well. Within the years that he has lived here my grandparents have sadly passed away. To put it into context I grew up with my mother, grandmother. John has been divorced and has three older children with another woman, he never see's his children and never talks about them. His marriage ended badly and I have heard stories why it ended (Gambling and just him not being nice) In the last couple of years since my grandparents passing he has become a different person.

There have been many instances lately were he has been verbally abusive and just generally horrible to me. Everything from both him and my mother is that there isnt any money for this or for that but its obviously because he is gambling. I offered to help budget the money and see where to save money and be frugal if needed. I save most of my money after growing up in this shitshow.

There have been many times when he has just been an outright asshole. One instance was when a soda disappeared from the refrigerator, I was accused of taking it and basically called every bad word you can think of, screamed at and everything. He promised me driving lessons, said I could drive let me make plans and constantly crushes those plans. He will not even acknowledge me around the house, he wont look at me or speak to me. He does not help clean up and everything is left up to my mother. When I am trying study he will barge into the living room and turn the tv on knowing I am studying. He has a gambling addiction and is constantly down making bets on horses and football games, my mother insists its just 'small amounts'. There has been many instances were he has borrowed off me (he always pays back eventually) and to keep the peace I would give money because it breaks my heart to see my mother like this. Money in the house seems to have dropped in the last two years and I can really see why. In general anything out of his mouth is moaning or giving out. There have been countless instances and I could go on for hours. He makes it unbearable to live here and I think its intentional from him.

I have been the bigger person and tried to sit down and communicate the differences and ask my mother to help mediate and resolve and just to cut the tensions and atmosphere in the house. I have always awknologed him, cleaned up and little things so its not hell to live here. My mother says its our problem and she does not want to come between it and take sides. Its so unfair and I cant cope with it anymore I feel like a stranger in my own home.

How can I improve the situation in the house? Should I try to improve my relationship with my stepfather or just accept thats who he is?


tl;dr: My gambling addicted and verbally abusive step father makes my life hell. He ignores me and makes me feel unwelcome in my own home. My mother wont help the situation and I do not know what to do anymore.



Submitted December 01, 2017 at 03:32AM by idprsdhep http://ift.tt/2BplDkw relationships

This apple cider in my refrigerator Perfectfit

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Submitted December 01, 2017 at 03:36AM by Nathaniel820 http://ift.tt/2BoIlZZ Perfectfit

Naturally fermented cider, sulphur smell, and refrigerator fermentaion cider

So my girlfriend and I went down to VA for Thanksgiving and picked up a gallon and a half of unpasteurized pressed cider from a cidery down there (as well as some really incredible apples for snacking). We left the jugs outside for four days (30-60 degrees during the day) before we headed back to NYC. When we got home, there were some obvious signs of natural fermentation just beginning. We racked one gallon off into a sanitized carboy with airlock (1.06 on the hydrometer) and left the half gallon in the fridge for drinking sweet. Now, about half a week later, there are no signs of infection and fermentation in BOTH vessels is moving along on at quite a clip. However, just overnight the gallon in the carboy is smelling quite sulphuric (though still vigorously bubbling) and the cider in the refrigerator tastes delicious.

I know everyone says that the sulphur smell will likely go away with time, but do you recommend increasing/decreasing temperature with a natural ferment? It's in a room at between 65-70 degrees consistently, but given the nice flavor and continued activity with the cider in the refrigerator (which, I suppose, is dominated by wild lager type yeasts?), I feel like it might have a better ester profile in colder temps. This could just be pseudoscientific speculation on my part, however.

Would love to hear your input!



Submitted December 01, 2017 at 02:24AM by nightisatrap http://ift.tt/2jzNk2y cider

Should I continue with this girl or is she playing games with me? Advice

We basically met online, her and I wasn't that close but we did spend 2 years together in a group chat. Everything was fine and dandy till late after a year, the group and her argued a lot. There was maybe 12 or more friends together so it made sense they disagreed but most of them started to really hate her and thus people who were more friendly with her would stop talking to her. That led to a big fight in which she left and no one spoke to her again. Then months later she messaged a few of the people in the group and one of them invited her back.

This time she was very sensitive and didn't last very long but developed a closer friendship with me. Through chats we talked days and hours about everything. Her sex life, families, jobs, games, flirting, etc. We got closer than ever and from there we can skip to the present.

Skip to the present

The third year she has mentioned the chat often maybe hoping I'd reinvite her to it again, even flat out admitting it once but lately she's dropped the idea. Instead we're pretty good now, in fact, she told me she got a house a month ago and I joked around about her letting me come over and believe it or not she recently agreed and said I should come over when we were having a flirtatious conversation.

So I did, I drove to her state and went to her house. I got there at maybe 10AM. She opened up wearing her sexy sleepwear she would always tease me over chats with. No bra with a tank top and short shorts that showed a bit of the bottom of her ass. She told me she was flat but she was exaggerating, her tits were fine, but her ass was so nice. I couldn't take my eyes off it.

Her apartment was surprisingly messy and had a bit of a bad smell but when she led me to her room it smelled worse. I don't think she could tell because she sat on her bed trying to still be sexy. There were flies buzzing around and A LOT of roaches in her room. There were literally roaches on her bed or at least picture this.

Her covers weren't exactly fixed, which led me to believe she was under the covers before I got there, I noticed a few roaches crawling from under her covers onto her pillows.

It was kind of gross... but I didn't mind it much since I was with her in person. The only thing that did sort of bother me was a pile of old clothes she had in the corner. She told me she slept naked which is why she barely had anything on besides the tank and short shorts. I sort of imagined her pulling those out of her dirty pile of clothes considering the flies she kept waving off herself. I know she didn't smell though, she even told me she showered last night. But her room seriously needed to be cleaned, it looks like she had a small trash in there full of soda cans and food so I'm guessing I woke her up way too early.

She ignored the bugs and pretended they weren't there so I did as well. It was about 2 hours in now and we were just talking, she sat under her covers and I sat at the edge of the bed. I did want to try to get out of the house at one point and go somewhere more romantic like out to eat, but she actually said she cooked. Then tried to brag that she can cook pretty well as if she wanted to impress me. It was chicken in the refrigerator and she warmed it up, she also had flies and roaches in the kitchen but she ignore them again. This time it was actually gross, because while she tried to keep me talking and interested, a few flies would fly on her food and she'd wave it off and still be eating it. The chicken wasn't that good tbh, it tasted really dry, but I told her it was nice.

So we stayed and after about 4 hours I stop noticing the smell. It was like it went away for me. Which I expected she probably has been in the house so long she doesn't smell anything. We started flirting a bit like we do in chats and she was talking all this big game about how I couldn't handle her and how I'd probably cum in less than 15 seconds. We started out teasing and laughing but actually started getting actually horny. She then got all sexy again and walked back to her room saying she was going to change and I was free to come if I wanted, I followed of course and had one last whiff of that smell as I entered her room but again it faded.

She acted a bit more sexy since I followed and sat on her bed stripping off her shorts in front of me. And I was so turned on, I knew she was already hairy but her lips, her pussy lips looked pretty big. It was nothing like porn and in my head I was like this was really happening. Not only was those big, but her nipples were as well. I could see why she said she had no tits because the circle around her nipples covered a lot and she was so fucking hot to me. It's like porn shows every same looking perfect model, but this girl looked so much more real than porn, it was like I was getting even harder just watching. I took my clothes off too and she pulled me to her and said she was so very horny. So I put my head down and ate her out, she smelled a little fishy and tasted salty which was a really good taste for me. I kept going till she wanted me to put it in. So I kissed her a bit before I started, her breath was a bit strong but it was not about to make me change my mind.

I've only had sex once and it was with a virgin as well. We didn't know what we were doing but I'd also hear from people pussy was so tight as if was pulling you in. This girl was loose... like very loose, it wasn't pulling me in. It was press in, easy out. Not only that but all that shit she was talking and she came within the first minute of it. But besides that and her it was so good. I know people was also telling me the right way to do a girl is to make her queef and she was doing that a lot thanks to her already creaming on me.

We switched to so many different positions, she even rode me a few times, I even almost burst to laughter when I was doing her doggy and she accidentally passed gas, it was funny seeing her swear it was a queef and I just couldn't believe how much fun you could have during sex. I was also very satisfied seeing her face twist all up and hearing breath like a gorilla from how good I was, seeing her roll one eye, and the point where she started drooling I felt so confident in myself and proud. Despite how quirky she was I loved her and the sex. It felt great to be inside and love her. It was like I finally had the love of my life and I'm only 23.

I left a little while after and from then online she seems to act like she regretted the whole thing. Her old friends seem to be brought back up by her and they seem to feel she's just a self-centered person who complains too much. I don't see that in her, but I do see how she's not very interested in what I have to say, most of everything I say returns to being about her. She gives advice with herself still talking about herself. I love hearing about her but I just seem to feel something lately that tells me she isn't that interested with me. Even when I try to flirt she shuts it down or seems to brag on how sexy she's being but if I get horny over it, change the topic. I don't know.

I try being cool and friendly but she seems annoyed by me, I don't know if she just doesn't want to talk that day or if she's just not into me anymore. She does seem to message me when she wants something but doesn't really care to keep talking much when I talk about me. She will usually give me one word responses or just change the topic immediately.

Anyone know how to further relationships online? Despite the sex we can only still talk through chats or games. She claims she doesn't pay her phone bill. She also only seemed to invite me over because she was horny one night and told me she wanted me then. Rarely will she message me and if I message her she does seem a bit annoyed and I know even now she's not really responding because I said something dumb and she's lost interest in the conversation. What do I do?



Submitted November 30, 2017 at 11:04PM by EvenKnowWeBothKnow http://ift.tt/2jAaBBx Advice

I sexually identify as a piece of toasted bread inside a refrigerator that has been painted dark chartreuse, AMA shittyama

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Submitted November 30, 2017 at 11:17PM by Liquid_Lake http://ift.tt/2j2JAY2 shittyama

My house smells like rotten death breakingmom

Our house has a big apartment over our garage. Think of it as a finished bonus room with a full kitchen. The fridge basically stays empty but we do keep 2-3 “emergency briskets” in the freezer. (I’m Jewish AND live in a city that’s famous for BBQ, so brisket emergencies are very real.)

Anyway some point around thanksgiving the refrigerator died and because we’ve been busy getting through the holidays we haven’t spent any time up there. It wasn’t until yesterday that I walked passed the stairs and smell roadkill knocked me on my fucking ass that I investigated.

It was like a horror movie. With every step the smell intensified and I almost shouted “Hello” before opening the door because I was sure there was going to be some fucking dead people on meat hooks when I opened the door.

Thankfully no dead people but when I opened the freezer door I almost died. The poor briskets has partially liquified and holy fucking shit nothing in the world has ever or will ever smell as bad as what’s happened in there. I can’t even describe it but I think you can pretty much imagine. The smell actually hurt my eyes.

The following two hours were basically my husband treating the freezer like a bio hazard and cleaning. Oh and to add a cherry on top of the story the refrigerator isn’t actually broken. SOMEONE OVER THE HOLIDAYS UNPLUGGED MY GODDAMN FRIDGE no telling who, we hosted a Friendsgiving party with 50 adults and 20 children a few weeks ago so my money is on some kid.

Unfortunately, I don’t think the freezer is salvageable. The smell has permeated the plastic so I’ve called our county help center to pick it up, maybe someone can use it in their garage or something. I don’t know my husband bleached the ever loving shit out of it so I don’t think it’s a biohazard but I’ve told them the whole story. I’ve ordered a replacement (Yay spending over a grand right before the December holidays.)

The smell is still lingering. I have every window open. A fan going, and a crockpot full of essential oils and baking soda on. Can anyone think of anything else I can do? This is all some grade A bullshit. Fuck everything.



Submitted November 30, 2017 at 09:52PM by Throwmeawayrose http://ift.tt/2i3HF4t breakingmom

Used working refrigerator (182nd st) FreeStuffNYC

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Used working refrigerator (182nd st) FreeStuffNYC

I have a white used refrigerator still in working condition. It's very dirty in the inside and the outside. If interested you will need to come pick up the entire refrigerator from my basement. You may have to take the doors off to get it out the ba ...

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Submitted November 30, 2017 at 08:17PM by fiplefip http://ift.tt/2i3sw36 FreeStuffNYC

Words that must be heard. india

Taken from public personality Facebook status.Should I give name of poster here?

Why Indian companies, highly successful in India, fail miserably abroad. They, like Indian politicians, can survive only in an atmosphere of corruption, illiteracy, ignorance, superstition, and other vices.

Once there was a company called Ranbaxy Labs. It had a wonderful reputation: it was profitable, it was pioneering. In fact, its reputation could even be called saintly: after all, did it not manufacture generic drugs, all manner of life-saving medicines? Was it not curing AIDS in Africa? Are not such companies deserving of admiration, capable of making a profit and yet selling affordable medicines? Ranbaxy was the backbone of a pharmaceutical sector of which we in India were told to be proud—and Indians don’t need to be told twice to be proud of something.

Well, one sad and tragic day, the people who built Ranbaxy decided to sell it to a Japanese company called Daiichi Sankyo. The good people of Daiichi Sankyo had done their due diligence: they had inspected the books, talked to managers, toured the plants, and come to the conclusion that, yes, they were worthy of buying the gem that was Ranbaxy, the first foreign company to sell generic medicines in the US. When Ranbaxy was sold, there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth in India; a precious jewel had been given away for something as crass as money. India mourned.

Daiichi Sankyo paid $4.6 billion for two-thirds of Ranbaxy in 2008. They must have thought they’d got an exceptionally good deal—the very last act of selfless altruism performed by Ranbaxy’s promoters. Six years later, the Japanese were glad to sell what remained of Ranbaxy to one of its competitors, for $3.2 billion. The company had lost half its value in six years.

It turned out they’d been sold a placebo. Here’s a little bit of what was actually going on in Ranbaxy, the pride of Indian pharma. Just a taste. In one plant’s supposedly sanitized room where medicines were made, there were flies ‘too numerous to count’.40 Elsewhere, the refrigerators that were supposed to keep samples at a predetermined low temperature were broken, with pools of water from melted ice inside. Some of the pills chosen at random and inspected had what seemed to be hair from an employee’s arm; others had compressed and mysterious black spots that turned out to be the oil that lubricated the plant’s machinery. And, to top off the ewww factor, one factory didn’t have any running water in the toilets, so no employee had been able to wash their hands for a really long time. Remember, this is a medicine factory.

Meanwhile, it turned out that the medicines they were making weren’t just full of nasty stuff, they didn’t work to start off with. Ranbaxy had to plead guilty to felony charges in the United States, because some of the medicines they were making were ‘adulterated’; they had to pay a $500-million fine.

One by one, Ranbaxy’s plants were declared unsafe; eventually not one of the four could still export to the US—the major market for its generic version of Lipitor, taken by the millions of Americans who’re watching their cholesterol levels. Millions of Ranbaxy’s Lipitor tablets had to be recalled from chemists across the US when glass particles were discovered in them.

Craziest of all, it turned out Ranbaxy had been methodically falsifying its test records. Batch after batch of its generics was shown as genuine in the test documents—all of which were invented. Regulators in South Africa realized that AIDS drugs from the saintly people at Ranbaxy were little better than placebos when all the test data for various different batches turned out to be identical—and photocopied. They didn’t even do a good job with the faking. Well, sometimes they tried harder with the faking. On one occasion, they forged some documentation about data they had to show regulators, which was supposed to be from years earlier—and, to take that new-paper feel away, they aged it in a steam room overnight.

In other words, in some parts of the world, it was just presenting completely false data. In Brazil, of the 163 medicines that it was selling, it had properly tested only eight. Every step of the way, Ranbaxy behaved like a good Indian teenager taking a test: it cheated when it could, and gamed the test when it couldn’t cheat. Sometimes, former employees claimed, it would just buy brand-name drugs, and submit them to the FDA as its own in order to pass the tests.

All this was known to managers in 2004. Two brave managers, both relatively fresh hires, launched an investigation; one eventually got to say his piece to the company’s board. According to Fortune magazine, he told the board that ‘more than 200 products in more than 40 countries’ had ‘elements of data that were fabricated to support business needs’. He wound up urging a recall of major drugs, and coming clean to regulators. Fortune says, ‘Kumar completed the presentation to a silent boardroom. Only one director, a scientist, showed any surprise about the findings. The others appeared more astonished by Kumar’s declaration that if he was not given full authority to fix the problems, he would resign.’ Naturally, he quit in two days.

According to Fortune, elaborate falsification of data was discussed at length in email chains that included Ranbaxy’s CEO and a member of the family that owned it. On one conference call, when the uselessness of its AIDS drugs in Africa was discussed, a senior executive apparently said: ‘Who cares? It’s just blacks dying.’ Remember, all this was, at the very least, known internally before Ranbaxy’s owners sold it to the Japanese. As one US regulator said, the company’s culture was ‘corrupt to the core’. I suppose it’s a small step from concealing the kind of drugs you’re making before you sell them to concealing the kind of company you’re running before you sell it. --Source: Restart India: The Last Chance for Indian Economy by Mihir Sharma

The former owners of Ranbaxy now run one of India’s largest hospital chains (Fortis Healthcare and Religare Wellness).



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I had to re-train my roommate. nosleep

I had to re-train my roommate. She wouldn’t stop using my things.

Okay. In all fairness, the girl is only 18. I’m 24. This is probably what I get for moving in with a teenager, right?

I was didn’t have many options though. My boyfriend kicked me out of our old apartment. I wasn’t on the lease but I had established tenancy, so I told him he’d have to give me 30 days.

He was such a spiteful asshole about it. Took out a B.S. restraining order. I didn’t show up to court so he won by default. He changed the locks while I wasn’t home.

So, one desperate Craigslist ad later, and I’m stuck with Little Miss Clepto.

I tried to explain to this girl that I’m not stingy. If she wants anything from me, all she has to do is ask. But she doesn’t ask. She never asks.

I’ll give you some examples.

She uses my pots and pans and leaves dried crusted up eggs and cheese stuck to the bottom. Doesn’t even bother to soak them.

She’s never cleaned anything, come to think of it. Never emptied the trash. Never wiped down the counters. Never scrubbed out the shower or the toilet.

Also, she purchased all of ZERO appliances for the kitchen. Yet, that doesn’t stop her from trashing mine.

She broke my toaster the first week I bought it after she tried to toast bread with the butter and jam already on it. Freaking idiot almost electrocuted herself.

She’s left the refrigerator open twice within a month, forcing me to replace all the perishables we had in there. She didn’t even offer grocery money.

The other day she drank the rest of my almond milk and put the empty carton back in the fridge. Three days ago she “borrowed” my leather jacket without asking and ruined the material when she got so trashed she spilled vodka cranberry all over it.

I’ve tried talking. I’ve tried drafting a “roommate contract”. I’ve tried hiding my stuff in my room.

But it’s too much. I can’t live this way. And I can’t afford to move again.

Before you ask, yeah, I’ve talked to my landlord. He laughed it off. Said it seemed like I was “exaggerating” and lectured me about how cohabitation means compromise.

“It’s up to you to find a solution, honey.”

I thought it was a complete joke at first.

But after thinking about it, I realized he was right.

I had to find a solution.

I hear the shower running now.

She takes so long in the shower. I wouldn’t care much but she never cleans her hair out of the drain.

What’s worse is that this girl hasn’t bought her own shampoo since we moved in. I confronted her about always using mine weeks ago. She said she didn’t know what I was talking about. Played dumb.

Wait. I think I hear her.

Hmph. Figures.

Did you know sulfuric acid has no smell? It’s cheap too. You can buy a whole liter of it for less than a buck at most mechanic shops. They don’t even ID you. At least not where I live. I was kind of surprised. The stuff is potent. I’m not sure what happens when it’s mixed though. I barely passed my high school chem lab. All I really remember that our professor always stressed the importance of labels. You have to always double check to make sure you’re not using the wrong solution or whatever. Mix up a label and...well...

The best part of this is that she can’t rat on me because then she’ll have to admit she was using (aka stealing) my stuff all along. Genius, right?

Damn, she’s loud! She would have to scream her freaking lungs out while I’m trying to write.

Sorry, guys. I can’t concentrate with this noise. I have to cut this short.

I forget what my question was anyway.

I really wish this girl would hurry up and come out so we can talk.

I want to see her try to play dumb with me now.



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Advice on aging "hoppy" craft brews? beer

For whatever reason I've been, what some would call, cursed with an inability to enjoy even moderately hoppy beers. (For example tasting Stone's Stout at the brewery in SoCal and Boulevard's Dark Truth in MO both left me with a face akin to a cat with a brainfreeze) As a last ditch effort to normalize myself to the piney/grassier side of the pint, I'm contemplating getting a small refrigerator to age brews that I can't quite handle. After ~an hour I've found plenty of advice for decreasing bitterness in homebrews, but not much on aging small packs from the local liquor stores. Any special advice from you lads? Or is it basically the same as aging homebrews?



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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

19 [M4R] Plymouth, Minnesota - Tropical boy new to snow and squirrels r4r

I've seen three squirrels in my entire lifetime and saved a snowball in a refrigerator last winter. Hello, I'm a struggling college boy looking for offline friends in the pretty but quiet area of Plymouth, Minnesota.

Some things about me: -ENFP/ Basically 5'10"/ Southeast Asian boi/ v good -I'm pretty much bad at everything but at least i love pizza. -I play overwatch sometimes, but my heart can only take so much pain. -I love art and I sometimes try and make my own though i usually end up just giving up. I won't hesitate to show you though. -I'm an extroverted nerd that loves the indoors, meaning i will watch 80s sci fi movies and ruin diets via pizza at a house or spend all day at an arcade and be genuinely pleased to do so. -I'm v low maintenance bc im broke and unimpressive so don't worry about it fam

There's probably more to tell but let's get to know each other organically! Pic for pic welcome btw Anyway, hmu we gonna CHILL



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Free Complete Kitchen Cabinets Counter Dishwasher & Refrigerator (Brooklyn 11230) FreeStuffNYC

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I love falling asleep to the sound of my refrigerator CasualConversation

I live in a one person studio and my refrigerator is a short distance from my bed. When it's on it creates a superchill low hum and the water circulation sounds like it's raining. I especially love falling asleep/dozing off when it's raining outside so for me the "noise" my refrigerator makes is not bothersome at all, quite the contrary actually. Do you guys have any "noises" or sounds you love nodding off to?

Edit: this is my first time posting to this Sub and I just received automated modmail informing me I have to react to top comments within three hours. Only problem is I'm nodding off as I type :') Maybe the mods can forgive me and the post will still be up, in that case I'm looking forward to reading your reactions and discussing tomorrow. But for now, ciao!



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Show me your snacks! loseit

What do you snack on at work?

I’m a teacher and while there is no shortage of cupcakes and donuts left over from parties in the teachers lounge, I’d like to keep some healthy, low cal snacks in my desk to eat during after school meetings or my mid morning plan time. I don’t really like sugary things anyway and I’d like to avoid being tempted. I do have a refrigerator and microwave available but I don’t have a lot of time available during the day and I would prefer to have a collection of healthy, filling snacks to just grab and go. I’m also horrible about planning ahead.

Any ideas?



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Living Room for Rent - Hollywood 90068 - $600 LARentals

I'm looking for a suitable person to rent out my living room space, someone who either goes to school or works full time, preferably in their 20-30s, and no pets. I do, however, live with one cat and she's hypoallergenic so don't worry about allergies. The apartment a 1 bedroom the living room will be completely yours it's fully furnished so please bring minimal furniture. There's a futon in the living room you're welcome to so long as you bring your own bed sheets.

Rent is $600 which includes ALL utilities and WiFi is set up. There is a kitchen with an oven and refrigerator as well as a shared bathroom, and hardwood floors. Rent is month to month, and would prefer at least four months. Lots of space. Gym and pool included. Just be a sane, moderately clean human being and we'll get along just fine. It's available starting on December 20th.

Right in the heart of Hollywood, walkable distance to the metro and bus stops, very close to grocery stores. There's also a great coffee & doughnut shop, convenience store, and couple of restaurants on the same block.

Send me a PM with your information if you're interested. I've plenty of pictures of the place. (The desk in the pictures will be gone)

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Does such a thing exist? electricians

I'm looking for a device that can be inserted between an electrical outlet and say a refrigerator to monitor the amount of voltage the fridge gets and sound an alarm if voltage drops below a certain point or ceases altogether. My wife says this exists but doesn't know the name of it



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What to do with this ugly wall!? InteriorDesign

Hello guys! I'm in a process to close on a house for my family and I. We love the house but it need some serious remodeling. One of my objectives was to address the wall that divide the kitchen and living room. I personally don't know if I should take it off completely, partially, or leave it as is. Any advice would greatly be appreciated.

Note: I was thinking of swapping the refrigerator and stove placement but than I wouldn't have a microwave?



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Who smashed Michael's Sandwich? DunderMifflin

In S06E20 New Leads, Michael goes to the refrigerator to grab his Honey and Jelly sandwich only to find that someone has smashed it. That's actually a pretty messed up thing to do, especially to your boss.

Darryl says he saw the entire sales staff do it which he's obviously just saying to advance to the subject of something needing to be done about their attitudes.

Who do you guys think actually did it? I think it was probably Toby, I don't know why anyone else would do it but I want to hear your theories.



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Thanksgiving Part Three: Nmom think I'm the other woman. raisedbynarcissists

This is part three!

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So, on the night of thanksgiving, Edad had his rose colored glasses firmly snatched off.

I woke up the next day(Friday), and the house was quiet.

A cursory glance of the driveway told me Nmom was gone for the day, but Edad was not.

While still in bed on social media, Edad stood outside my door and asked me if I wanted to have lunch with him.

I said okay, sure, because as a domestic violence survivor(not because of Nmom, I have had an abusive ex in the past. I am not all together unconvinced that the abusive, toxic relationship with my mom was why I didn't recognize abuse for what it was until it was too late.), I knew that I couldn't give Edad time to try to justify the abuse.

I had to remain factual, and blunt, and help him see the abuse for what it was, as well as see the manipulation from her afterwards for what it was.

We went to Culver's(Judge me. Their cashew chicken salad is a work of culinary genius.), and sat down.

While there, we talked frankly about the facts:

  • Nmom physically assaulted Edad over something that, in hindsight, was minor. A plastic tote of clothing in a hallway is not a reason to bite someone. Twice.

  • Nmom has a history of this behavior. Going back to my childhood she's been verbally, physically, and emotionally abusive. When I was a teen, she and I clashed often, and enthusiastically. Now, as an adult, she still hasn't learned that she cannot simply attack people. She bounced my head off our refrigerator because I wanted McDonalds.

  • Nmom has become increasingly hostile. At first, Edad and I assumed it was because my ex boyfriend was staying with us. But when my ex left, things only improved temporarily. Things are clearly still escalating.

  • There is zero excuse for the abuse, in any capacity, but most importantly the physical abuse cannot be ignored.

Edad was a bit riled up, and started showing me the text exchange between him and Nmom. Most of it was happening on her end, she'd send him maybe 3-4 messages in a row, and he'd give one word answers or a short sentance.

Then he started getting even more irritated about her wanting to divorce, and her grounds for divorce, but wouldn't tell me right away what those grounds were.

It took a little convincing, but eventually he glanced around the dining room of Culver's, then down into his plate before finally speaking in a subdued tone: "Your mother thinks that the reason I defended you, and have kept defending you over and over in the past, is because you and I are having a sexual relationship behind her back."

[Record scratch.] Uhhhh. What?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. On a cracker. This bitch has lost her goddamn mind.

I couldn't even believe it. I asked him "What?" about six times because thats how many times he had to repeat it before my brain could comprehend the words that he was saying, when they were introduced in that order.

Nmom thinks I'm sleeping with my BIOLOGICAL father!

Are you fucking kidding me?? That would never happen, because first of all EW!!! and second of all, WHAT THE FUCK!!!

When I could finally comprehend what was being said, my blood ran ice cold because I realized this made so much sense.

  • It explains why she's never treated me like a daughter.

  • Whenever I'm around she's palpably angry.

  • Me and my dad used to go to museums, and plays all the time, after every excursion, my mom would be stand offish, and mean.

My Nmom thinks I'm the other woman.

Those words have rattled around inside my head like marbles ever since. My gast has never been so flabbered. I am shocked, shaken, confused, and disgusted.

It puts a sickly green tint over every interaction between my dad and I, even innocent things like him kissing my forehead or ruffling my hair.

My Edad is not a perfect person, he has never claimed to be. Over the years he has cheated on my mom quite a bit, no that's not okay, but if my Nmom had her choice they would have stopped having sex in 1997.

During Edads many affairs, there was one woman who my dad put himself between her and my mom when my mom tried to attack her. What my mom didn't know was that my dad thought the woman was pregnant with one of my half-siblings(the woman was not in fact pregnant at all, she was saying that to keep my dad around).

It's been a few days since this, clearly, here's a list of the things that have happened since:

  • On Saturday(11/25), my dad asked Nmom for the keys to the Sonata. Instantly, she busted out the waterworks, and was extremely apologetic. She dried up faster than the Sahara desert when he explained that he wanted to update her IPass information.

  • We have not exchanged cars.

  • I have not spoken to Nmom since she accused me and Edad of sleeping together. I don't want her at my graduation ceremony in May.

  • Edad has apparently settled into his fate, and I have neither the energy nor the patience to get him out while I'm in such a huge transition period of my life. Trying to pull Edad out of this mess will probably be too much for me, and prolong my own escape.

  • Before I was undecided about NC, and even had hopes that my relationship with my Nmom might improve if we were on even footing, but as soon as I am no longer living here I plan to go completely, and unapologetically NC, with her mostly, and others if need be.



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Submitted November 30, 2017 at 01:24AM by kopanski http://ift.tt/2AmK0T6 Plumbing

Can someone name two Refrigerators, the prices of those refrigerators, and the kWh of those two refrigerators? answers

Only thing is that expensive fridge has to have less kWh than the less expensive fridge.

I have searched everywhere for fridges and their kWh specs. If anyone could help that would be great. No other specifications, just one expensive fridge with low kWh and one less expensive fridge with high kWh?



Submitted November 29, 2017 at 10:28PM by Villager333 http://ift.tt/2im3C2M answers

The first $1000 I spent on making my off-grid cabin comfortable OffGrid

I recently got a message from someone who saw one of my comment replies about LED lighting and wanted to know more about my off-grid setup. After starting to respond directly, I figured a bunch of people could benefit from the info, thus this post. If you have other suggestions or advice please give it!

Everything you need to turn a totally off-grid cabin into a home. To my mind this is the best ~$1k you can spend to make "cabin life" enjoyable.

I'm including links to the products I chose after doing a bunch of research. I am in Hawaii, so part of the research was finding items that would ship to Hawaii. If you're not in Hawaii it's definitely worth checking your usual ecommerce sites, you very well may be able to find these same items cheaper elsewhere. (note: I bought my solar panel locally, but am including a link for those of you in the 48)

None of these are affiliate links and I'm not affiliated with any of these companies in any way whatsoever... other than having worked at Home Depot for a month and then quitting mid-shift over some serious corporate evilness I couldn't stomach, so I'm definitely not trying to do them any favors.

$55 -- 12v Water Pump (only needed if you're on rain water catchment or have low water pressure) http://ift.tt/2AhmoPH

$110 -- propane water heater w/ regulator hose & shower handle (requires >15 psi water pressure) http://ift.tt/2ik3elp

2x Lead Acid Deep Cycle Marine Batteries $112 each at my local Wal-Mart, or just $100 if you bring in two old car batteries as cores. Make sure you buy batteries with the same manufacture date stamp, you want a matched pair.

If you have a generator: $50 -- battery charger http://ift.tt/2AhmtTv

Solar Panel: 240 watt, $108 (less than half what I paid a year ago) http://ift.tt/2iiKbrE

Solar Charge Controller: At $128, this is the lowest cost charge controller worth considering: http://ift.tt/2AhmxCJ

You definitely don't want the 20a or 30a models, or anything that is PWM instead of MPPT. This 40a model can easily handle two of the above solar panels wired in series.

Warm White LED strip lights, $6.80 each for 15 feet. I bought 5 strips and stuck them on the tops of my rafters, giving my ceiling a really nice diffuse ambient glow. I wired mine up with speaker wire. http://ift.tt/2ijYXhJ

Speaking of wiring things to car batteries with speaker wire... Inline fuses are a must! 5 pack for less than eight bucks. Make sure you use one of these on each line coming off one of your battery terminals: http://ift.tt/2AhmCX3

400 watt inverter -- charge your laptop and run small electrical appliances. If you can afford it, spend ~$200 on a bigger inverter so you can run more demanding loads. If you go for a smaller one like this, make sure it comes with jumper-cable style clips. $31 -- http://ift.tt/2ikfNwU

USB and car 12v plugs, $10 each. I have one at my bedside, and one by my couch. http://ift.tt/2AhmFCd

Watch a youtube video or two and then do your plumbing super simply with 1/2" PEX. Buy a roll at a local hardware store, one $33 roll was enough for me to do my sink, shower, bath tub, and hose spigots.

Buy the crimping tool online, I got this one for less than $20 http://ift.tt/2ik3i4D

Other things to grab: plumbing fittings and PEX crimp bands, electrical wiring, propane tank for water heater, misc electrical outlets and switches.

That all should be well under $1,000, and will make your cabin life SO MUCH BETTER.

Bonus round: Get a cheap chest freezer for $120 or so at a local big box store and fill it with 6 or 7 one gallon jugs of water. I run my generator to freeze the bottles, and then use it as a refrigerator until 2 or 3 days later when it needs re-freezing. If you bought a bigger inverter you can run the freezer off the solar panels, but the 400 watt inverter linked above definitely can't handle a freezer.

If you want a better long term solution, the Whynter line of 12 volt portable fridge/freezers are fantastic. This one is $425 or so, a bigger one will run you a bit more: http://ift.tt/2Akipll

Edit to add: These LED "Off Road" spotlights make great indoor/outdoor lighting fixtures, I've got two in my kitchen and one on each porch. http://ift.tt/2ijUJGD

$20 car stereo with Bluetooth and AM/FM radio, at Wal-Mart: http://ift.tt/2AkitBB. I bought one of these and found a really nice set of house speakers at a thrift shop for another $20, and can jam out all night without denting my batteries.



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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Just a n00by question about lard. castiron

I seasoned a new Lodge skillet with lard four times today, and I'm wondering if it's beneficial to actually cook food in said lard as well, instead of using the usual bacon grease / vegetable oil - for instance, would be good with the lamb chops I have in the refrigerator? I have a big block of lard that I'd like to use up, but I can't imagine I'd ever use it all for seasoning.

Cheers.



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Looking for a compressor koolspace chillrplus model no. 017170-032



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free 3 refrigerators (non working), 1 stove, 1 washer for scrap metal (Annadale - Staten Island) FreeStuffNYC

All items are outside and you can pick them up any time. Please text me when you ready and I will text you the address. Thank you *** (located at amboy rd, staten island, ny 10312)

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free 3 refrigerators (non working), 1 stove, 1 washer for scrap metal (Annadale - Staten Island) FreeStuffNYC

All items are outside and you can pick them up any time. Please text me when you ready and I will text you the address. Thank you *** (located at amboy rd, staten island, ny 10312)

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Submitted November 29, 2017 at 03:17AM by fiplefip http://ift.tt/2hXBNtx FreeStuffNYC

Varistor on pcb board for a gas / electric refrigerator. appliancerepair

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Could someone help me identify a suitable replacement. I believe it's made by epsos or tdk.



Submitted November 29, 2017 at 12:22AM by Mike45601 http://ift.tt/2Aei7wl appliancerepair

Tested recipes for raw-packed strawberries in syrup? Canning

One of my favorite ways to eat strawberries is with balsamic and sugar, and while eating some the other day it crossed my mind that it might work well for canning. I know that low pH fruits can be canned in syrup, so I figured it would be as simple as using a tested berries in syrup recipe and replacing the water in the syrup with balsamic.

Well, upon searching I'm finding that there are practically no tested recipes for strawberries in syrup. The nchfp has instructions for all kinds of whole berries in syrup, except for strawberries. The one recipe I was able to find (on a blog, supposedly from a Ball book) involves macerating the strawberries in sugar before heating through to create syrup, which is different then the raw-pack hot-syrup method I'm looking for. I also tried searching for pickled strawberry recipes, but all the ones I found were for refrigerator pickles.

Do strawberries just release way too much liquid to be used in recipes like this? Or is it that they get too mushy after 15 mins processing time? I don't really care if they get soft, I envision this as a syrupy condiment to eat with cheese.

I just want to make sure I do it right and I'm wondering if there's a reason I can't find any raw-pack strawberry recipes?



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 10:19PM by likewtvrman http://ift.tt/2BuHszX Canning

Any suggestions on how to meal prep leafy green vegetables? MealPrepSunday

I'm trying a keto diet, so trying to figure out how to incorporate things like Spinach and Broccoli Rabe into my diet. However, they don't seem to keep for very long in the refrigerator. Does anyone have suggestions where I could only have to prepare leafy greens like Spinach and Broccoli Rabe to last long enough that I only need to buy it once or twice a week?



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 10:30PM by ScottPompeo http://ift.tt/2k8jMgu MealPrepSunday

Trying to rent an apartment but RED FLAGS. Am I paranoid or should I be worried? personalfinance

So this is my first apartment and I found a property through apartment.com, it is on a couple other sites as well. However the situations seems sketchy to be and I am gun shy about my first apartment.

So situation: 2b/2b Condo in Midtown Atlanta for $1000/month including "cold/hot water, electricity, wireless broadband Internet, digital TV, parking spot, dishwasher, garbage disposal, microwave, refrigerator, washing machine, etc." as described by the "owner." This is a great deal in Atlanta and the owner's story is she bought the condo while he daughter was studying abroad in the US but she and her daughter live in Canada now so she wants to lease the apartment out.

Here is the kicker, the deposit is $1000 and for a $1000/month place that seems like a lot but ok. Then I get an email this morning.

FROM THE OWNER: "Thank you for your reply! As I said, I'm in Canada and cannot be present to deal face to face. I can make arrangements to rent the apartment from Canada through Airbnb which is an international company dealing specifically in rentals apartments, I used it in the past and I was very pleased. I will explain how it works.. If you decide to proceed with this transaction, I will need your phone number, full name, address and email where you want to receive the keys and the temporary contract. Then I will go at Airbnb company from Canada provide them your informations, and they will start the process right away in US. Next you will receive a notification message from them containing all the instructions that you need to follow in order to complete the process and receive the keys. Regarding the Payment, you will be instructed to do the deposit to an agent from Airbnb, they will hold and insure your money until you check the apartment and decide if you want to rent the place or not. You have to pay $1000, if you will not be satisfied with the apartment the total amount will be refunded in same day after your request. You will be given a 3 days inspection period from the day you receive the keys and contract. Durring this period you can take a decision. If you like the apartment then we will make a direct rental contract. As for the monthly payment are done directly to my bank account from Canada at the beginning or end of month, at your convenience. If you cannot move because you have not yet completed the lease at the apartment where you stand now, the payment of deposit can be considered as an inspection of the apartment or the date in which you want to begin the lease and move in. I look forward hearing back from you."

I have rented through AirBnb before but never with people in another country and I am VERY VERY skeptical about putting a $1000 deposit down when I have 1) not seen the apartment and 2) don't know if I will get it back since I've never done a monthly rental with Airbnb.

Apartment listing here

TDLR To make a long post short there seems to be red flags all over the place but I really want this place to be real.



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 09:22PM by neekynightwing http://ift.tt/2iehBaP personalfinance

What is a normal level of temperature fluctuation for a freezer? NoStupidQuestions

I just got a brand new fridge and the freezer seems to be having some trouble. The temperature fluctuates between 0f and 16f (-18c to -10c). From what I've read online, a freezer should stay around 0f. Is this just normal since the air temperature will change more easily than the food? Maybe since it's empty it just doesn't have any thermal inertia since every time I open the door all the cold air falls out?

Are there any refrigerator engineers lurking on reddit who can provide advice or assurance about this situation?



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 09:09PM by yatpay http://ift.tt/2AeIqlt NoStupidQuestions

Organize your Fridge smartly refrigeration

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Submitted November 28, 2017 at 06:12PM by kumarm94 http://ift.tt/2hXU0Hn refrigeration

I Think I Have Proof of the Bogeyman nosleep

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today, I wish, I wish he’d go away…

-Hughes Mearns

This is going to seem a little strange, but I think I have proof of the Bogeyman. I watch my two-year-old niece, Jeannie, several times a week. She is a “difficult” child, and I often have to tell her repeatedly not to do things like play in the refrigerator or throw her stuffed animals in the trash. This particular time, she was pulling ornaments off the Christmas tree.

So I decided to tell her about the Bogeyman. I specifically told her that if she continued to be a bad girl, that the Bogeyman would come out of her closet when it got dark and take her away. Jeannie listened with interest, and when I finished the story, she took my hand and led me to her bedroom closet, chanting “Bogeyman, Bogeyman” the whole way. She seemed to have no fear of the Bogeyman, because it seemed as though she wanted to find the monster in the closet. Mentally giving up, I followed and helped her look through the closet. No monster, no Bogeyman, just as I suspected. I told Jeannie, “Oh the Bogeyman is sleeping, try again later.” And I thought that was the end of it.

After this, Jeannie stayed behind in her bedroom to play while I went throughout the house, straightening up her mess. After a half hour or so, I was done straightening, so I sat on the couch to rest my back for a minute. As I leaned my head back and closed my eyes, I hear Jeannie talking gibberish to someone. Thinking she’s role-playing, like children often do, I go check on her.

Now this is something you have to understand, when I was in that room last, the light was turned on, because Jeannie was still playing in that room. However, when I returned to check on her, the light was off, and Jeannie is too short to flip the switch. The room was almost completely dark.

I stood just outside the door for a moment, listening, before deciding to take out my phone to catch a cute video of her playing some kind of game. When I glanced in, camera at the ready, I saw Jeannie standing in front of the open closet, talking to someone. As I snapped a photo, I saw a hand reaching out of the closet, toward Jeannie! I was so startled I dropped the phone and flipped on the light. Jeannie looked at me, startled by the sudden light, and looked at me like “what’d you do that for?” The hand was gone.

I searched the closet, behind hanging clothes and boxes on the floor, but there was no one. What the hell did I see and capture in a pic? We left the bedroom, I closed the door firmly, and we stayed out of that room for the rest of the day.

Here is a link to the pic I took.

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Submitted November 27, 2017 at 11:02PM by nefariousgoulash http://ift.tt/2zN1KHB nosleep

Monday, November 27, 2017

Doing the research that Big Refrigerator doesn't want you to do funny

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Submitted November 28, 2017 at 11:13AM by friendlyghost0 http://ift.tt/2iXo1Iv funny

Refrigerator Using Extra Power Theory Tested conspiracy

https://youtu.be/LBvYEgscrx0

Submitted November 28, 2017 at 10:00AM by friendlyghost0 http://ift.tt/2hZpSM0 conspiracy

Teenage mutant refrigerator Pareidolia

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Submitted November 28, 2017 at 05:35AM by inlover http://ift.tt/2BtQKvS Pareidolia

LPT: as a guest in someone else's home, don't immediately use the thing the host just cleaned... LifeProTips

I hosted several family members over Thanksgiving, which was a really great time. But, towards the end, it got really frustrating to have just finished cleaning the kitchen only for someone to think this was an opportune time to cook some eggs, or smear some peanut butter on the refrigerator handle, or cut a baked potato directly on the countertop. Give the host at least a few minutes enjoy their cleaning handiwork before they have to start the next round...



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 02:32AM by SanguineGiant http://ift.tt/2hYp9uz LifeProTips

What are ideal temperatures for a refrigerator and freezer? NoStupidQuestions

First time having a digital temp setting, and I’ve noticed the fridge is a bit cold, borderline freezing some foods.

If your local climate makes a difference, I live in Alberta Canada.



Submitted November 27, 2017 at 11:45PM by vanillaacid http://ift.tt/2hVFZKo NoStupidQuestions

The way my refrigerator dispenses water.. mildlyinfuriating

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Submitted November 28, 2017 at 12:14AM by McDirty09 http://ift.tt/2Ab8MVz mildlyinfuriating

Strange refrigerator sound? HomeImprovement

My new refrigerator has a constant high pitched sound that comes out of the electric water/ice dispenser when the doors are closed but the sound stops when either of the doors are opened.
Does anyone have any ideas what this could be/how to fix it?



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Submitted November 28, 2017 at 01:04AM by amira76 http://ift.tt/2hZa8Z7 Home

Honk Honk nosleep

I jumped. My heart beating and my eyes racing. I looked up and saw a silhouette of a bird landing on a tree. At least that's what I thought it was, my eyes were still adjusting to the dark. "Just a bird. Just a bird," I thought. I was always scared of the woods. I'm not sure why, but they truly freaked me out. I couldn't handle it anymore. "Fuck it," I thought. "I'll just use my light." I pulled out my phone, clicked on the 'Flashlight' button and turned my phone off. Yes, I failed. I was trying to overcome my fear of the woods. Going at night probably wasn't the best idea.

Walking, walking seemed like a chore. Every metre I went, I checked over my left shoulder and checked over my right. I was paranoid, I know. But after 1998, I had to. "Alright, almost there, almost there." I wasn't almost there. I was far from it. You see, where I live there is a massive forest near my neighbourhood. It's flat, yes. But it is littered with trees. It was almost like being shrunk down to the size of a grain of sand and walking through a hairbrush. Thin, creepy trees everywhere. I'm 29, you see, and I live alone. Well, not alone. I have a cat; her name is Daisy. So basically, I'm a loser.

This was getting easy; I was calming down. "This isn't so hard after all," I whispered. I didn't want anyone hearing me, but I liked talking to myself. Now I come to think of it, why was I whispering? It's not like my footsteps were quiet. Every step I took, leaves would rustle. I felt a tugging on my foot and blood rushed to my head. I fell over. "Good job making the loudest noise ever, idiot," I thought, shaming myself. I did that a lot. I wasn't perfect, no one is. But making fun of myself brought a lighter, sort of approach to unpleasant situations. I stood up, wiped the area of my jacket where my stomach is located to remove the leaves that stuck to me and continued walking. My head was throbbing a bit. It was like I was gonna Hulk out. Y'know, when he gets angry he turns into a green monster? Ah, comics. Yes, irrelevant, right.

Honk Honk

I looked around. "What the fuck?" I muttered. I shined the light of my phone directly in front of me and spun around. I jolted my head to the right as I saw something, something red. There was a red object sticking out from about human height from one of the trees. See, this wasn't one of those thin trees. This tree was thick, like the size of the whomping willow in The Chamber of Secrets. Y'know, Harry Potter, the books. Why am I trying to explain popular culture? Anyway. This tree was thick, the right width for someone to hide behind it. It came to me; its hair. "Hey, whos there?" I said in a tough sort of voice. It stepped out from behind the tree, a clown.

The clown had big black shoes, a yellow jumpsuit, a blue and white collar, a white face with a big red nose and big puffy hair. I'd recognised it; it was 'IT'. Well, Pennywise. A guy in a Pennywise costume, from the 1990 movie, 'IT'. "Haha," I said sarcastically. "Nice try scaring me, now piss off. I'll fucking bash you if you don't." I was trying to act tough. I wasn't. I was tiny. I have my father's build. I'm not fat, but I don't have much muscle either. The clown was just standing there, staring at me. It didn't look intimidated. I stepped backwards. "Okay, I'm going to leave now, don't come near me," I said. I took one more step backwards and it raised its arm from behind it's back. A knife, in his hand. Well, I wasn't sure if it was a 'He' or a 'She', but it looked like a guy. The clown started running, running towards me. My heart skipped a beat as I turned to the left and ran as fast as I could. I didn't look back. It would slow me down. As I was running, I could hear laughing and the sound of honking. Honk Honk. It was the big red nose.

I made it. I was out of breath, but I made it. I slammed my feet on to the road. The feeling of, well, the feeling of not being in the bush was so relieving. I ran home, scared, more scared than I had ever been. I was so happy when I reached my front lawn. I grabbed the door handle and twisted it; it didn't budge. "Keys," I thought. I put my hand into my right pocket, fluff. I put my hand into my left pocket, keys. My keys rattled around as I lifted them up, I stuck my key in the door and unlocked it. "I don't think he followed me. Fucking clowns. Why did I have to watch that stupid movie when I was ten years old?" The ray of light and the fresh air from my refrigerator was satisfying. The taste of cold beer touching my dehydrated tongue was the best thing that happened to me that night. I sat down at my desk and turned on my computer. My monitor wasn't on and as I reached to click the 'On' button, Honk Honk. I could see white and red in the reflection.



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 01:21AM by SomeOrangeJuice http://ift.tt/2hWjdC2 nosleep

Splitting rent question personalfinance

I don't know if I am posting in the right place so sorry if this is misplaced.

3 people are moving in a 2 bed 2 bath apartment. The rent is roughly $3600 usd per month. So 2 people share 1 bed 1 bath and everyone shares living room space and kitchen space.

Split down the middle it would be 1800 per room. So the room with 2 people each person pays $900 and the in the single room pays the full $1800.

The single room tenant says they should pay less rent since the living room space and the kitchen area (refrigerator space kitchen appliances ect ect) are split between 3 ways and not 2.

What is a fair amount to discount the single tenant's rent by?



Submitted November 28, 2017 at 01:34AM by TeddyBearRhino http://ift.tt/2AaSz2T personalfinance

Apartment shut power off to certain rooms over thanksgiving break, lost a lot of food in our refrigerator. personalfinance

I know I might be making a big deal over nothing and I don’t even know if this is the right subreddit for this.

Our apartment complex is an off-campus housing affiliate for our university. Last Wednesday we get a text saying our power will be off for a short while for emergency maintenance. Didn’t think much about it since they said it would be fixed shortly, keep in mind my roommate and I were not home due to Thanksgiving break. The power ended up being shut down til Sunday when we got back. All our food in the fridge and freeze had to be thrown away. Since we weren’t there we couldn’t put any of our food on ice or consume it before it went bad. We took some pictures of the food that we lost and it was around $40-$50 worth of food, I know it doesn’t seem like much but as a broke college student it is decent amount.

We weren’t notified that the power was going to be shut off before the incident and we weren’t notified that it was taking longer then expected. I know I’m probably making a big deal about this but am I allowed to ask for compensation? It’s just frustrating that the power was off for 5 days when it was supposed to be fixed “shortly” and not to mention we weren’t even there due to thanksgiving. Any ideas or am I overreacting? Thank you



Submitted November 27, 2017 at 09:22PM by TitaniumTacos http://ift.tt/2n6Ui4o personalfinance

Why I’m No Longer A Park Ranger nosleep

Hi everyone, this story comes from one of my friends who used to be ranger at the National Park I work at, and not from my personal experience. I’ve asked him to tell me his scariest experience at the job, and it just so happened to be his last. For immersion’s sake, I’ll tell it from the first person view.


My normal shifts were during the day, 9-5 like most people, but on that day, we were short handed on the night shift staff, because the last person who worked during those hours had just quit. We had lately had a whole lot of people quitting the night shift. So that meant I had to cover. Weirdly enough, I had never had to work the graveyard shift before then, and I was actually excited for it. I had brought some coffee and five hour energy with me because the hours ran 10-5, and there was no way I’d make it that far naturally. I got to my tower right before 10, when it was already pitch black, and the cold July night had fully set in.

The tower was fairly tall, with several flights of stairs leading up to the top. The whole thing was mostly surrounded by thick forest, except for the trail I came in from, and a murky pond that was just to the right of one of the tower’s legs. The pond itself was covered in those little frog pads and had algae floating around over the surface, it was actually quite big for a natural lagoon. I climbed up, and all I could hear was the nonstop sounds of crickets, frogs, and the occasional owl. When I hit the top, I fumbled with my keys until I finally found the right one, and walked right on in.

The one room was small and square shaped, three of the walls were mostly glass, and the other one was opaque and had the door I just came in. The roof went up like a pyramid for a short length until it peaked, and it was all made of wood. To my left was a nicely made bed and a night stand with a lamp and a flashlight on top, not like I’d be using the bed though. On the wall next to that was my CB Radio and communications stand, which every one of those towers had. Next to that sat my refrigerator and microwave, which was part of a small kitchen that extended to the other wall as well. Inside the kitchen on the right wall were several cabinets, some small ones that held snacks and some canned foods, and another set of giant cabinets that I couldn’t open, which likely had vacuums and other cleaning supplies that were above my pay grade. Roomy.

I went over to the communications stand and did my standard check to make sure everything was properly working. I called into the ranger station’s channel and said “Well Donny it looks like it’s just you and me tonight.” Donny didn’t say anything back, so I figured he was just taking a shit. I went and grabbed the flashlight on the stand and reached into one of it’s drawers, pulling out a set of binoculars from it. I went back out on to the balcony and checked to make sure no fire hazards or any other kind of dangerous things were over there.

Once I checked that box of off my to-do list, I headed back inside and pulled out the chair from the communications stand and put it by one of the glass walls, and grabbed a granola bar from one of the kitchen cabinets to munch on. I put the binoculars up to my eyes and looked over the surrounding forest. It didn’t seem like any animals were up and about, and no birds were in the sky either. I skimmed over a couple of clearings to make sure that no teenagers were off camping illegally. Then I went and peaked over at a far ridge, where I saw a snowman standing alone in a gap of the trees.

Hold the fuck up. It was July.

I peaked again to see it wasn’t a snowman, but some kid in a shitty ghost costume. It looked like the ones from Charlie Brown, with the big black holes for eyes that looked more like they were colored black than actual holes. The kid was still, and staring right into my direction, unmoving. I couldn’t see the kid’s parents anywhere, and by now it was rolling up on 11, so that meant something was up. I broke contact on the kid and walked to the radio, calling in to the station. “Donny, you off the shitter yet?”

“Barely made it out, but I’m here” I chuckled, Donny was always good for a laugh.

“There’s some kid with a blanket walking around the south-east sector, and they look alone.”

“A blanket? What the hell are you talking about?”

“It’s a ghost costume, it’s got the black holes for eyes and stuff.”

“You mean like the Charlie Brown cost-“

“Can you check it out?”

“Yeah I’ll go out and see what’s up, I’ll call in on the walkie talkie to tell ya what I see.”

“Roger that.” I turned off the radio and crossed over to the nightstand drawer to grab the walkie talkie. Once I had it I sat back down in the chair and put the binoculars to my eyes, zooming in to where the kid was. The ridge was empty, with no kid in sight, which I knew would make this a thousand times harder. I pulled up the antennae on the walkie talkie and dialed to the right channel.

“Donny you hear me?”

“Yep, loud and clear, I’m getting close to the sector, I’m heading up to a ridge for a vantage point.”

“Perfect, that’s where I saw the kid, but they’ve moved on since then.”

“Well I’ll just check around to see if I can find anything.” I watched as Donny came over the ridge, waving his flashlight around the dark, until he looked towards the tower and shrugged.

“Nothing over here.”

“Damn, hopefully he turns up again, until then I’ll just notify the police and check with any missing reports.

“Alright I’ll go back to-“ Donny’s voice cut out and I saw his flashlight turn off in the distance. The small lit up spot where he stood was swallowed in darkness.

“Donny? You there? Donny!” I heard no response, and I rushed outside the door, and around the corner to where I saw him, yelling his name, only to hear my voice echo into the woods. And that’s when it hit me.

There wasn’t a single other sound in that entire forest.

The crickets and frogs had stopped chirping, the wind didn’t rustle through the leaves. Everything was completely stand still. I could hear my heartbeat throbbing in my ears, and nothing else. I moved my flashlight around the woods for some futile attempt of finding him. I got into that state of mind where I got so scared my throat closed up, and if I moved I felt like something very bad was gonna happen. I had to do something now. I turned around and as I did, I glanced at the stairs below me.

At the bottom stood a skinny, horrifically angled woman. She was tall, dripping with water, with black hair and dark, murky blue skin that stretched across her bent and broken bones. Her grey dress was shredded, and her black shoes were muddy and wet. And her face. Her eyes were milky white, and her mouth hung wide open like a snake, like her jaw had been grossly broken. She let out a blood curdling and ear piercing scream of agony and began to shuffle up the stairs so fucking fast that I snapped out of my fear lock, and I ran the fuck back inside, slamming and locking the door behind me. There was no way she could run that fast, even if all of her bones weren’t broken into wrong directions. I ran back to the kitchen and grabbed the biggest knife I could find, and then I pulled out the walkie talkie, screaming into it.

“IS ANYONE THERE? DONNY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? SOMEONE ANSWER ME GODDAMNIT!”

Then I heard the creaking of a door, I slowly turned, and I froze when I saw what was there. The door was still there, locked and shut, and had been completely undisturbed. What scared me was the once locked giant cabinet that now stood open, with a kid dressed like a Charlie Brown ghost standing just in front of it. I stood there, unmoving until I heard the little shit giggle. I recognized that giggle. No fucking way. I pulled off the sheet to see one of Donny’s kids, Marvin, sporting a smirk and a walkie talkie.

“Dad! Joey! I got him!”

“Hah! Pissed his pants just like I said he would right?” He and his other son laughed from the other end of the walkie. I was mad, but glad that I wasn’t about to get murdered in a goddamn wooden tower. I grabbed his walkie and shot back “Pissed me off is what you did you fucking asshole! I hope you’re happy!”

“Hearing you scream like a little girl sure did make me happy alright!”

“Yeah screw you too, that wasn’t even me, that was your stupid zombie chick, who was that, your wife?”

“My what? Does the ghost look like a zombie from that far away? You said yourself it looked like Charlie-

“Not the ghost dumbass, the woman on the stairs, she screamed and ran up them so that she could scare me into the tower. Hell she must be like an Olympic runner, did you get Husain Bol-“

“Dean, I didn’t put no woman on the stairs.”


Upon hearing that he would have the night shift for the next couple of weeks until they found a replacement, my friend quit and vowed never to return to that park. To this day he swears that either Donny never told him about that part being a prank, or that he saw something entirely unrelated. I’ve began to question my own participation in the night shifts, and consider myself lucky that the few times I’ve been on it I had been stationed at the north and eastern sectors.



Submitted November 27, 2017 at 07:28PM by cheesestubble http://ift.tt/2k1Jzqx nosleep

[OC] Uplift Protocol. Chapter 31 HFY

For the first chapter, click here!

For the previous chapter, click here!

With all that was going on in The Sanctum of Everlasting Diplomacy (classes, acculturation, breeding season, and diplomatic training) Elijah was glad to get some sleep. He did so while snuggling next to Kra, relishing the sensation.

Hearing his alarm, he gave a groan. ”Time to wake up already? Christ, I have a headache...” Why was his alarm different? Did he accidentally switch the settings?

But wait. Something else was wrong. Was there a malfunction in the artificial gravity? He felt so much lighter. And what was wrong with the environmental controls? It was way too humid, the moisture level in the air being higher than on what he and Kra had compromised it would be set at whenever she visited him.

Opening his eyes, he realized he was in a completely different bed, in a completely different room. Looking to his right, he saw an unfamiliar ZidChaMa woman laying next to him. “GAH!”

This caused her to wake up, with an equally startled reaction, her thanatosis reflex almost activating. “Who’re you!?”

He recognized that voice anywhere. “Kra?”

Yes, it was her, but... different. Older? It wasn’t as obvious as first, but after a few seconds he saw that it was clearly her, but with her scales slightly less radiant and with some lines around her eyes and mouth. He had also been caught off guard by the fact that the changes that accompanied breeding season had gone away, meaning she was regular old innocent Kra.

“ElLeeJah? Is that you? You look um... different.”

At her words, he reached up and touched his face. His skin felt somehow thicker, and wrinkled. His hair was cut shorter as well, and... receding slightly?

He got out of bed, forgetting about the much lighter gravity and almost leaping into the air due to the excess force he used. The bedroom was well furnished, with the decorations being a mix between MidKwo and Anglo-American in origin. He noticed a standing mirror against a wall. “Oh fuck.” He looked fifteen to twenty years older. “Jesus Christ, I’m middle aged!”

He almost began to hyperventilate, but his panic lessened somewhat when he noticed how well he’d aged. ”I’ve got a silver fox thing going on, don’t I? Not bad, I must say.” Wait, no! Now was not the time for self appreciation!

“What happened?”

“I don’t know!” The girl had gotten up too, looking at her visage in the mirror with equal horror. “The last thing I remember, I fell asleep next to you, in The Sanctum!”

“Wait.” Elijah raised a finger in the air, squinting in a way that could now be described as sage-like (”because I’m old”). “I remember seeing an episode of a TV show where something like this happened.” He racked his brain trying to remember. “A character went to sleep, and then woke up decades older. It turned out he had amnesia because of an illness he contracted, and his mind had been erased of any memories he created in a particular span of time. It was a pretty good episode actually, an—“

“I’ve missed out on the best years of my life!?” Kra looked woozy, and her knees were shaking. Her death mimicry reflex was about to activate.

“Kra, sweetie—“ the words caught him off guard. Had he just really called her that? It just slipped out. “It’s going to be fine. This is probably a trick by The Magistrates.” Or Scott. Fuck that guy.

“But what if it’s not!? What if we have amnesia because of some bizarre thing we were exposed to while in space or something, and we’ll never get our memories back? I—“

Elijah put a finger up to silence her, and then said “shh” when that didn’t work, remembering she didn’t know that hand gesture. “There are footsteps,” he whispered. “Someone’s coming!”

“Oh no no no no!” Kra took his hand, leading him to the centre of the bedroom and looking around erratically. “We’ve gotta hide!”

“What? Why?”

She didn’t answer, probably overwhelmed by instinct, as her species often was. “Here!” She pushed him onto the bed, throwing a blanket on him before doing the same to herself.

“This is asinine.”

“Shh!”

Someone was at the bedroom door. “Mom? Dad? You guys up?” It sounded like a pre-teen boy.

Elijah didn’t say anything. He was unsure of what to even say to that. ”Mom and dad? What in the ever loving fuck!?” How would that even be possible!? Some unholy hybrid of human and ZidChaMa DNA? No no, that was impossible.... ZidChaMa were from a completely different tree of life.

Kra squirmed next to him, whispering something under the sheets. “Maternal... instinct... activating... ahhhhhh!” She seemed as if trying her hardest not to spring up and immediately open the door.

It was because of her hindbrain, Elijah was sure. ZidChaMa neurology was fascinating. Apparently, people who joined the military had to receive behavioural modification just to ignore certain things which might trigger involuntary instinctual behaviour.

“Kra! I don’t think any of this is real. Maybe if we ignore it—“

“Mooooom?”

At the child’s voice, Kra sprung out of bed. “Coming, sweetie!”

“Dammit, Kra.”

Elijah sat up and tried to look presentable, and Kra opened the door a crack. A human child, perhaps eleven or twelve years old, stood there. He was tall for his age and quite lanky, perhaps due to the effects of having been raised in lower gravity than Earth. He had messy, wavy dark brown hair, a pale complexion, and piercing blue eyes, looking strangely familiar. Seeing them, he gave a pleased smile. “Morning! I was just wondering when breakfast is.”

Elijah gave him a look. “You seem old enough to make breakfast yourself, kid...”

Kra shot him an angry glance, scolding him somewhat by saying his name in a hiss. “ElLeeJah! Not nice.” Then, she turned back towards the boy. “Breakfast will be soon, honey. Your father and I are just having an important conversation at the moment.”

”Why is she so into this!? There’s no way this isn’t some weird simulation. We haven’t travelled into the future, and that isn’t our kid.” Elijah found himself slightly disturbed by the whole idea.

“Can we have waffles? OOH, and bacon?” The boy seemed way too happy at the prospect of food, and Elijah felt a pang of something odd when he realized he reminded him of himself at that age, or his younger brother.

“Uh,” said Kra, clearly not knowing what either of those were, “sure! Just give your father and me a few minutes to get dressed, okay?”

Seeming satisfied with that answer, the boy nodded. “Awesome. Also, RoVin managed to get out of his [larval incubation pond], but I threw him a few [leech analogues], and he was fine after he ate. Can you believe his baby legs are already here!?” He had switched from English to MidKwo for those two ZidChaMa words.

Kra gave a little, very pleased sounding chortle. “He’s growing so fast! Alright, see you in uh... a few minutes.” She closed the door.

“What in the hell,” said Elijah, in a horrified whisper, “are baby legs!?”

“What they sound like? Anyways, we have to figure this out. Do you know how to make human breakfasts? I think we should just play house until everything becomes more clear.” She sounded much, much too excited about the whole thing, and her scales were lit up in what was analogous to a huge smile.

Elijah, however, was much less enthusiastic. “Uh-huh...” Getting up, he found some clothes in the closet, noting how fashion seemed to have changed since the (supposed) time skip occurred. A conclusion came to him as he was buttoning up his shirt. “This is a dream!” Yes, it was all so simple. “I’m dreaming! It’s just an oddly vivid dream, isn’t it?” Looking at Kra, he grinned. “It could be because I somehow ingested some of your neck poison again, right? Or some enzymes from it that came through your skin or saliva or something? I had trippy dreams last time, too!” The thought that he, in fact, had not lost fifteen to twenty years of his life filled him with glee.

“Nope!” She said, chipperly.” Not unless we’re psychically linked somehow, which I’m pretty sure is impossible. Besides, if I were a character in your dream, I’d stop existing when you wake up. You don’t want me to die, do you?”

“Of course not.”

“Then let’s just enjoy this.”

”Why does she seem so happy? The happiest I’ve seen her since... ever, actually.”

As strange as it sounded, even if this version of Kra was a figment of his imagination, he wanted her to be happy. Besides, if it was a dream, he might as well enjoy the whole thing until he awoke.

Elijah glanced down at the wedding ring on his hand, a family heirloom that he, as the oldest son, had inherited from his father. “We’re married, apparently. How did that work, do you think? Aren’t you not allowed to marry out of your religion?”

“You probably converted to mine,” she said, still chipper.

“... Greeaaaat.”

“Don’t look so down at the idea of us being an adorable married couple!” She reached up, affectionately squeezing his cheeks together. “C’mon, where’s that smile?”

He gave a very forced, fake looking smile. Of course, she wasn’t familiar enough with the subtleties of human facial expression to know it was not genuine, and Kra gave a little coo of affection at the action. “That’s the spirit!”

They went to the kitchen, and while walking down the hall Elijah noted that the entire house seemed custom built, blending ZidChaMa and human architecture with what could be described as a compromise. It was a lot less wet than what he’d seen in their movies and television shows, and a lot of the fixtures had been built to accommodate a human’s larger height and frame, to prevent banging one’s head against doorframes. Kra was already tall for a ZidChaMa at around five feet tall, and he was sure traditional households on her planet were much more cramped.

”We have a custom built house? Huh, we must be doing pretty well for ourselves. I wonder what sort of money comes from being an interstellar ambassador. Book deals and speaking fees, probably... like with retired American presidents.”

The kitchen had appliances which seemed a bit alien to Elijah in terms of interfaces (he doubted he’d be able to use the microwave for example), but designs like a combination stove-oven or a refrigerator seemed sort of universal. Or maybe they were the result of human influence?

“Alright, I guess we’re cooking two breakfasts? A ZidChaMa one and a human one?” He whispered this to her, not wanting their ‘children’ to overhear. It was kind of fun, playing a role like this... like he was really getting into character while playing an RPG.

It turned out that they had, in fact, four children (Kra produced a sound which might be the ZidChaMa equivalent to a girly noise of jubilation at this realization, but it sounded like a noise of pain at first and startled Elijah). Two were human (and looked a lot like Elijah, which indicated that perhaps they were actually his, and a surrogate helped out with things), and two were Kra’s species.

With one of the ZidChaMa children being the equivalent of a toddler (and having to spend most of the time in a spawning pool of some sort), there was only one ZidChaMa child at the table, who seemed to be younger than the human child that asked them for breakfast earlier on. The other human child was a girl, perhaps six years old, with blonde hair and a very tired expression which told him that she wasn’t a morning person.

They, of course, had no idea what any of their children’s names were, so it was just a matter of improvising and using pet names like “sweetie”, “sugar pie”, or “my precious tadpole” when talking to them. Easy peasy.

“Dad, you make the [best] waffles,” said the oldest child, through a mouthful of food. He had used a MidKwo term for ‘best’, perhaps because the English equivalent was lacking in something.

”Makes sense that they’re all bilingual... I wonder how the ZidChaMa one is at speaking English?”

“Thanks, son,” he replied to the boy. “The secret is covering everything in maple syrup.” As is Canadian tradition.

“Daaad,” said the ZidChaMa girl, “Noah got syrup on the table, and it made my sleeve sticky!” Her scales turned orangish red in annoyance.

Noah? They had named him after Elijah’s dead brother.

He hoped the look of surprise wasn’t obvious on his face, and then felt his phone begin to vibrate in his pocket, indicating that a call was coming through. “Oh, hold on.” Elijah gave Kra a look of curiosity, wondering if she thought he should answer it or not, but she was too busy doting on the ZidChaMa girl to notice.

Having excused himself from the breakfast table, he went into the hallway to take the call. “Hello?”

The audio quality was horrendous, as if someone were driving through a tunnel while calling from a cellular phone. “Hey, man! How’s it going?”

It took him a few seconds for his brain to process who the voice belonged to. “Thomas!?”

“Yeah! Christ, man, I’m glad to hear your voice. I mean, assuming it’s really you. Somneus said you were alive, but I’ve been skeptic.”

“Who’s Stromulos?”

“Not Stromulos, Somneus. Sawm-nee-us. It’s the nickname I gave that glowing ghost dude who visits me in my dreams sometimes to give life advice. He says you two have met.”

Glowing ghost dude?

“The... The Entity!?” He said it a bit too loudly, and got some looks from his wife and kids (that felt weird to think about). “The... is he a fourth dimensional guy made out of light and abstract shapes that have no name? Can’t look at him directly without your brain getting hurt?”

“That’s the one!” Thomas’ voice cut out halfway through the sentence. “Can you hear me okay? He just told me he can’t keep the line open for much longer, because of the distance. Listen, I just want to tell you that everything’s fine. We all miss you, alright? I’m glad you’re still alive, man.”

Elijah felt himself choking up somewhat. He often thought about how he was missed by his friends and family, and being reminded of that opened up some emotional wounds. “I’ll be back in less than a year and a half. I’ll buy you a beer when I do, alright? Hell, I’ll buy everyone who missed me a beer.”

“Sounds good, bud. He’s saying I’ve gotta go now, so... catch you later.”

“Bye.”

The call ended. Elijah looked down at the phone, solemnly. Something touched his leg, and he almost jumped. Looking down, he saw the little human girl hugging him. “Don’t be sad, daddy! What’s wrong?”

“It’s fine,” he said, a bit surprised at how much the hug made him feel better. “Everything’s fine. How about we go back to the kitchen an—“

There was a knock at the door.

Elijah heard his heart beating in his ears. Who could it be? Would he open that door, only to see The Entity – Somneus – standing at the door and wanting to talk?

”No,” he thought, ”if this is a dream, I have to keep a positive mindset, or else things will get dark.”

He put on a smile, walking towards the door and opening it. To his surprise, the person on the other side of the threshold was a pretty looking woman in her late thirties (or perhaps early forties? He was terrible with guessing ages. Either way, she was around as old as he was in this dream or simulation or whatever it was.). She had piercing blue eyes and long, blonde hair that was in a ponytail, and she was dressed in a dressy casual way.

Elijah was a bit speechless, partially because she was so beautiful, and, luckily, she spoke first. “Hey, uh...” she glanced down at a note in her hand. “Elijah?” She had a thick accent, sounding as if she was from the Southern U.S.

The little girl who had been hugging him just seconds earlier ran towards the woman. “Yaaaay, biological mommy Sarah!”

At the girl’s words, the woman looked momentarily terrified. “Oh,” she gave a forced looking smile, “I didn’t see you there, cutie pie!” The tone of her voice indicated that she had no idea who this girl was. While the girl buried her face in the woman while hugging her, Sarah looked up at Elijah. She gestured for him to come closer, and then handed him something flat and metallic, about twice the size of a two dollar coin, but rectangular. “Does this look familiar to you?” she said, in a whisper so the girl hugging her couldn’t hear.

It looked exactly like the medallion he received from The Scions near the beginning of his adventure, the one that said his name and group. Hers said:

‘Sarah Wilson: Group Alpha. Strategic intelligence, logistics, and associated military disciplines.’



Submitted November 27, 2017 at 07:13PM by CalmBeforeTheEclipse http://ift.tt/2AaCVop HFY