24 million for a refrigerator funny

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Submitted January 27, 2018 at 07:27PM by boxfullofirony http://ift.tt/2EdAZuY funny

Look at the photo with this news story and tell me the Guardian wsn't having a little fun funny

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Submitted January 27, 2018 at 04:25AM by Thoragaverung http://ift.tt/2rInIbh funny

This refrigerator door at work sounds like R2D2. Refrigerator 2 Door 2. funny

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Submitted January 22, 2018 at 06:36AM by al54bx http://ift.tt/2G39ynY funny

Strange troubleshooting instructions on my Samsung refrigerator...is my fridge hitting on me? funny

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Submitted January 11, 2018 at 06:32AM by second_waffle http://ift.tt/2qNbH3C funny

Know any funny poems? Share them here! :) funny

Im particularly a fan of limericks and haikus.

Heres one of my favorite limericks, a twist on a classic:

There once was a man from nantucket

Who carried his dick in a bucket

And what this male did with his pale is a shame to do in nantucket!

Heres a haiku as well:

Haikus are very fun

But sometimes they make no sense

Refrigerator

Show me what you got internet, sock it to me.

Submitted December 29, 2017 at 11:45AM by Christehkiller http://ift.tt/2CjAv83 funny

You came to the wrong refrigerator funny

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Submitted December 12, 2017 at 12:57AM by IMACULGY http://ift.tt/2AM14j0 funny

Thanks Google, I was really having a hard time trying to get a giraffe to fit in my refrigerator funny

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Submitted December 06, 2017 at 10:56AM by Mr_Joe_Brewski http://ift.tt/2jk7Dll funny

Thanks Google, I was really having a hard time trying to get a giraffe to fit in my refrigerator funny

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Submitted December 06, 2017 at 10:56AM by Mr_Joe_Brewski http://ift.tt/2jk7Dll funny

Doing the research that Big Refrigerator doesn't want you to do funny

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Submitted November 28, 2017 at 11:13AM by friendlyghost0 http://ift.tt/2iXo1Iv funny

This shopping list on a refrigerator display model. funny

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Submitted November 27, 2017 at 07:00AM by PM_meyourGradyWhite http://ift.tt/2BdoZa2 funny

Who’s higher? Chris Rock vs. Refrigerator edition funny

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Submitted November 21, 2017 at 10:32AM by Stricklandcokane9321 http://ift.tt/2jaqP4a funny

My dad carved an old nectarine he found under a drawer in the refrigerator. funny

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Submitted November 14, 2017 at 11:14PM by Kuntlyn http://ift.tt/2iVtuhW funny

An Important Reminder on our Refrigerator funny

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Submitted November 11, 2017 at 02:07AM by BWWbathroomattendant http://ift.tt/2jisAQD funny

My refrigerator always looks terrified that you’re going to open him funny

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Submitted November 06, 2017 at 02:24AM by Stricklandcokane9321 http://ift.tt/2AkMVJb funny

Refrigerator Rule #6 funny

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Submitted November 02, 2017 at 10:01AM by grimreeper1995 http://ift.tt/2z8Hwai funny

Questions that haunt me funny

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put mone y in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? The y're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window? Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table You always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you!

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

If we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of his nose?

Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men.

Submitted September 17, 2017 at 01:32AM by Simplyfuntimes http://ift.tt/2xGWLXE funny

From a refrigerator marketing video. You'd think they wouldn't want to show Sam on ella. funny

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Submitted September 09, 2017 at 02:02AM by SkunkardDoug http://ift.tt/2eT4slO funny

I work in a hospital; this was on the breakroom refrigerator funny

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Submitted September 01, 2017 at 11:48PM by ddub74012 http://ift.tt/2gpVM2P funny

Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator funny

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Submitted August 22, 2017 at 08:03PM by laboriginal http://ift.tt/2w0mLcL funny

I made the mistake of buying a "romantic" cabin poetry set for our refrigerator. funny

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Submitted August 10, 2017 at 01:18AM by upvoter1529 http://ift.tt/2uHpENr funny