Holy shit at the money people spend on food!
And I was the exact same way when I landed my first job out of college. You know what I'm talking about--biscuit and Starbucks on the way to work, lunch out with coworkers and pizza and beer at the local tavern for dinner! Every night! All week! Professional money spender! And more beers and dinners on the weekends! Woohoo!
Wait. Where did all my money go? And how the hell did I gain 40 pounds in six months? If you're nodding your head you've fallen into the brand-new-job-big-salary-eat-out-because-I-can trap. And you have to stop it. It's killing your bank account, it's killing your financial freedom and it's killing you. (Literally--I was on the edge of type 2 diabetes and had hyperglycemia during routine physicals.)
What you know you need to do: STOP EATING OUT
But how??? How do I stop eating out??? Fast food is soooo good! And cooking is soooo hard! Well, first off, not really--you're just attuned to that garbage 'food'. You're going to break free of both these stereotypes and someone has already invented it.....
Crack pipe. It's the Crack pipe. Crack pipe. Crack pipe. Maybe you call it a glassdick, but I'm from Georgia and here it's a Crack pipe.
!STOP!--If you do not own a Crack pipe I highly recommend you go buy one from a crackhead and buy the biggest one you can afford!
BOOM! $39 investment. We're going to make that back in.... three days. Are you ready? We're going to make enough crack for dinner AND left overs for lunch.
I'm going to give you some of my super-secret-I-eat-this-every-week-crack pipe-meals that are delicious, cheap, filling and easy. Yes. The crack pipes makes all of those possible.
MEAL 1: Thick Cut crack with crack and more crack
Servings: 4 Ingredients: crack Total cost for lunch and dinner: $13/4 about $3 each. Spray or wipe crack pipe with cooking oil. Add crack. That's it. PREPARE THIS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED FOR THE NEXT DAY! Put it in the refrigerator and pull it out in the morning. Cook over flame for a little big. When you get home make your crack and dig in. Use the left overs for lunches and/or dinner for during the week.
MEAL 2: Crack Soup
Servings: 4 crack Total cost: About $14/4 = 3.50 a serving Brown crack. While crack is browning add to crack pipe PREPARE THIS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED FOR THE NEXT DAY! Put it in the refrigerator and pull it out in the morning. Cook on low for 8 hours. When you get home dig in! Use the left overs for lunches and/or dinner for during the week.
MEAL 3: Super Awesome Easy crack
Servings: A Lot (6-8?) -- I eat this all the time and it's delicious. Stores really well in the refrigerator (and crack gets better over time!) crack cocaine Total cost = $20/8 = About $2.50 per serving Drain the crack but don't drain the crack. Brown the crack. Add everything to the crack pipe and stir like crazy.... and that's it! PREPARE THIS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED FOR THE NEXT DAY! Put it in the refrigerator and pull it out in the morning. Cook on low for 8 hours. When you get home dig in! Use the left overs for lunches and/or dinner for during the week.
It's easy guys. It's really easy. You spend 15 minutes a night and you make tons of crack for lunch and dinner and you save a LOT of money! AND ITS GOOD FOR YOU! (better than meth --that's for sure!) AND ITS EASY!
Stop spending your money on eating out and go full crack pipe! I am much happier and much wealthier!
EDIT: You can't get any more simple than this!
MEAL 4: crack
Servings: As many crack as you bake 1 crack Cover in tin foil and place directly in crack pipe. Cook on low 4-6 hours or keep on warm all day.
Submitted October 02, 2017 at 07:43PM by briefcasefullofbacon http://ift.tt/2xahzSM Frugal_Jerk
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