A father chose to quiz his son... Jokes

Father: There was a plane carrying 500 bricks. One fell off. How many were left?

Son: 499

Father: Correct!

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Father: How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

Son: Um… Cut it up?

Father: Wrong! Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

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Father: Next question: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Son: Oh! I know! Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Father: Wrong! Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

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Father: The king of the jungle was having a party, and all the animals were invited. Who didn’t go?

Son: Um… I don’t know. Who?

Father: The giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

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Father: An old lady wanted to cross a river that was said to be infested by piranhas and crocodiles. While crossing, she wasn’t bit or harmed by an animal in the slightest. Why was that?

Son: Because she jumped over them?

Father: Wrong! The crocodiles and piranhas were at the lion’s party.

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Father: Unfortunately, the woman did die. Why?

Son: What? How?

Father: The falling brick landed on her head.

Submitted May 07, 2017 at 09:07AM by UnusuallyClueless http://ift.tt/2qEtLM1 Jokes