Just found out about tendie culture and wtf this hits so close to home. From early childhood till today my favorite food has been chicken tenders. Also the only sauce I use is honey mustard(fucking HATE ketchup). I have basically been playing vidya 24/7 since I was 5. My mom bought me a katana at an antique shop when I was around 10 and I would walk around my neighborhood with it on my back, ready to go. I'm now 30, overweight, and literally just moved out of my moms house a few months ago(through most of my childhood my room was the basement too). My girlfriend works and I don't. We basically have an actual GBP system in place. Before I met my gf my refrigerators contents were usually close to empty and the freezer always had a huge bag of tendies. Heres the paradox part though. I smoke weed....ALOT...drink..ALOT.., I'm not a kissless virgin, and my name is Chad. WTF?? I shouldn't exist..right?
Submitted May 28, 2017 at 01:50AM by marioman63 http://ift.tt/2rswIjY copypasta
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