My wife left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working. Goodbye." AntiAntiJokes

I was about to verify the fridge's inactivity when it flew open, throwing me across the room, and jumped out the window. I promptly called 911 and yelled "My refrigerator is running and we need your help!" "You have my vote, sir" replied the policeman. Around 9 months later we were in a hotel together, me and the fridge, traveling the US to raise support for the Fridge 2020 campaign. I went to room to clear up the next day's schedule and found that cold bastard in bed with my wife. Helen if you're out there I forgive you, please come home

Submitted May 29, 2017 at 08:15AM by SlavicSnowflake http://ift.tt/2sc9Cuc AntiAntiJokes