He spent his Sunday on a Netflix Bender.
When Trump was elected he laughed and he cried,
As he witnessed the day that America died.
Inside his apartment he waited and sat,
Biding his time, petting his cat.
He hoped that one day he'd find someone sweet,
Who'd give him a smile, who was a pleasure to meet.
They'd share many laughs and talk all the time,
When they needed to cry he'd be there in a dime.
He swore he was funny, but no one gave him credit
So off he went to a wonderful place called Reddit.
He hoped he would find someone silly like him,
An internet stranger, short, tall, fat or slim.
They'd be struck with awe, joy, or wonder
at meeting someone genuine, no sign of a blunder.
/u/BeanandEnder is a man who likes fun
he often exercises and goes on a run.
He likes to read, watch t.v. and game,
and talk to new people both wild and tame.
There is no one around whom he wouldn't love to meet,
He'd be happy to see them, with a smile he'd greet,
He'd ask how their day was and respond with class,
And maybe, just maybe he'd ask to see their.....face.
So please Dear Redditor if you'd like to meet them,
Just take out some time to send an interesting PM.
Bonus Haiku:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Submitted December 05, 2016 at 05:11AM by BeanandEnder http://ift.tt/2h3BDya r4r
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