Tifu by doing laundry tifu

This happened about 10 minuets ago...

So I had to do a small load of laundry,mainly football stuff and underwear.I use the Gain Pods as detergent, similar to the kind you use for a dishwasher. So there is a bag of these pods sitting on top of the washing machine (or so I thought).I grab the bag and reach into it thinking I'm going to be welcomed by the soft texture of the water soluble layer around the pod.

Here's where the fuck up happens.

I grabbed something soft,similar to the feeling of the pods but oh so different."What the fuck is this?" I think to myself as i give it a gentle squeeze. Then,out of nowhere, I smell this huge wave of shit . Apparently one of my little siblings picked up some of our dog's dropping and thought "I can put this dog shit in this bag and take it upstairs later". I look down and see the biggest piece of dog shit smeared all on my fingers.

So here I am, trying to wash dog shit off of my bare hands.... Tl;dr:Went to do laundry,picked up dog shit with no hand condom.

Submitted August 22, 2015 at 11:56PM by _Refrigerator_Raider http://ift.tt/1JchLjQ tifu