Once upon a time, 3-year-old Buttz wanted a baby doll for Christmas. So, Buttz's parents decide to buy her triplet dolls who are supposed to act like "real babies"--crying, peeing, the works. Buttz's parents also decided to be sadistic dickholes by not showing Buttz how to turn the dolls off. Nonstop crying/pissing ensues, for hours.
How does Buttz handle the situation? She throws those motherfuckers right in the refrigerator.
And that's how everyone realized I would not be great at motherhood.
Submitted July 03, 2015 at 11:06AM by donttouchmybuttz http://ift.tt/1ge5rry childfree
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