St. Peter, as was his custom, asked the first man how he had died. "Well, the man replied, I came home unexpectedly this afternoon to find a cigar burning in the ashtray and my wife naked and alone in the bed. I suspected she was entertaining a lover and demanded she tell me where he was hiding. She refused to answer so I began to search the apartment and eventually found a man hanging off of the balcony railing. Knowing this must be the man I was looking for I took off my shoe and began to beat on his fingers until he lost his grip and fell. Unfortunately his fall was broken by some bushes, so I went to the kitchen, grabbed the refrigerator and dropped it on his head. All this exertion was too much for me and I dropped dead of a heart attack."
St.Peter then asked the second man how he passed away. He said," I was minding my own business painting the railing of my balcony when I tripped and fell over the side. Luckily I was able to grab a hold of the balcony railing of the apartment on the next floor down. Unluckily a man came out and began beating on my fingers with his shoe until I lost my grip. Luckily I landed in some bushes and survived. Unluckily before I could move this same guy dropped a fucking refrigerator on my head and did me in.
Now St.Peter asked the third man how he came to be there. " Damned if I know, he said, one minuted I'm naked hiding from my girlfriends husband in her refrigerator, and the next minute here I am."
Submitted November 06, 2017 at 09:23PM by dennyitlo http://ift.tt/2y8v0Uj Jokes
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