An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, ”Joseph everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally"?
"Are you at peace with God?”Joseph replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof the light goes on. When I’m done, poof the light goes off.” “Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Joseph‘s wife. “Susan", he says, "Joseph is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, *poof the light goes off"? "Oh my God", Susan exclaimed, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again".
Submitted August 03, 2017 at 06:42PM by spade_st http://ift.tt/2u4tbWB Jokes
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