So as a bit of backstory, every once in a while my parents hire a cleaning service to make the house look nice, and today was one of the days they came by to clean everything.
Being the lazy person I am, this morning I grabbed a jug of water out of the refrigerator to drink throughout the day. Obviously regular water is boring, so I added some Tropical Coconut water flavoring to the jug to spice it up and thought nothing more of it.
It all started normally, the woman from the cleaning service began cleaning the upstairs rooms and worked her way down eventually to my room. At this time I was in the middle of an intense video game with friends and I didn't really want to leave them in the middle of it, but after a minute or two I gave her the OK to quickly take care of my desk. During this time she most likely saw me as some guy who is so addicted to video games that he has trouble pulling away from them for five seconds.
Once she finished and I went back into my room the woman had a bit of a worried look on her face, but I thought nothing of it and went back to my game. It's at this point that I realize that there is a jug filled with a dark yellowish liquid sitting next to my computer. A dark yellowish liquid that looked remarkably similar to urine. It dawned on me that the woman most likely thought I was so engrossed in my games that I used the jug to pee in instead of getting up. She left before I could say anything but I'm fairly sure I am now on her own personal shit (or piss) list.
TL;DR: Woman came by to clean house, probably thinks I pee in jugs
Submitted September 09, 2015 at 06:16AM by Figgination http://ift.tt/1M9N0ly tifu
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