So a little background first, this happened last week and I'm posting it now. I have a condition called GERD and it makes my stomach really gassy. I thought I was home alone, so I took a soda from my dads refrigerator, which I'm not allowed to drink because of my condition.
It was a coca cola and it was so delicious. I love the sensation of bubbles bursting in my tongue and in my throat. Because nobody was home to limit me, I decided to chug it and have another one. If you've ever had a coca cola, you would know that's it's really good and hard to stop drinking. Eventually, it got to the point where I had six cokes and I had an awful stomachache. I went to take a nap in my bed.
When I woke up, my stomach hurt like hell and I wanted to explode. Both of my parents were home at that time and my relatives visiting from Texas came to visit, so I had to go and meet them. Despite my protests, my parents made me stay and chat with them.
At this point, letting it out would be rude, so I try my best to hold it in for my family. Unfortunately, that didn't last long and I let out a huge, ear splitting, 7 second belch! I was so shocked at the sheer sound quality and apparently my family was too. Then, my youngest cousin from Texas (4years old) started to cry).
My dad wasted no time and scolded me immediately. He took me to a room and game me this stupid lecture about being rude and how they came all the way from Texas and all I can do is burp. I tried to tell him it was an accident and it was amplified because of my GERD, but he didn't believe me. He said that nobody burps that loudly, even with GERD, and that I obviously forced it out, which I didn't.
The baby was still crying downstairs and was horrified. I apologized and went to by room to sulk. I legitimately felt bad and my dads lecture made me feel worse.
TLDR: I have GERD which is a condition that amplifies belches by like 100 times. I drank 6 cokes and had to burp in front of family. Burped so loud it scared the young kid. Scolded by dad for burping and apologized. Now I feel like shit.
Submitted September 23, 2015 at 12:41PM by Scary_Soda_burps http://ift.tt/1gMgTua tifu
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