(Not sure if this is a repost)
It’s particularly busy in heaven, and God decides that he is only going to let the most upsetting and ridiculous deaths into heaven.
The day goes on and around midday three men arrive at St. Peter’s gates, and god stops them, he says...
“Sorry guys, I can’t let you through unless your story is worthy enough.”
So the first guy walks up to God, looks around and starts his tale...
“I’m a middle class man married to a beautiful wife, I live on the 11th floor of the Richards apartment complex, a relatively low quality apartment and I work a 12 hour day, 11-11. Well today I got off work early, Say around 8ish, and I opened the door to my apartment. Here I saw on the welcome mat a pair of men’s shoes, not mine, and keys to car neither me nor my wife owned, so immediately I was alarmed. I looked around the house in a hurried rush and found nothing, until I went out on to the balcony where I saw a man hanging by his finder tips, in a fit of rage I took a hammer and smashed his fingers. However when he fell, he fell into the bushes below with minor damage, so I threw the refrigerator on him crushing him instantly.”
God surprised by this asked
“How did you come to die then”
The man responded my claiming it was by heart attack from the event.
God let’s him through, and proceeds to look at the second man.
The man starts and says...
“I am a gymnast and I live on the 13th floor of the Richards apartments, I was practicing handstands on the balcony when I slipped and fell over. Luckily I caught the railing a few floors below, slipping I thought it was over. Then a man came rushing out and I thought I was saved, but then he starts smashing my hands with a hammer, I fall and to my avail land in some bushes. I thought I made it out alive but then he throws a refrigerator on me, and that’s how I ended up here.”
God let’s the man through then turns to the third man.
The third man goes...
“Picture this, I’m naked inside a refrigerator...”
Submitted December 07, 2017 at 10:20PM by Cpt_Spaghetti http://ift.tt/2A2bYzO Jokes
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