She has dirty clothes in huge piles sitting on her floor.
She also has clean clothes in huge piles sitting on her floor.
She has empty water bottles, food wrappers, and Starbucks cups scattered around the interior of her car.
She has hair accumulating in her sink drains and, well, pretty much everywhere else too.
She has overflowing trash cans in every room of her house.
She has dirty dishes sitting in the sink for days or even weeks in her kitchen.
She has bathroom mirrors and windows that have no clue that Windex and paper towels exist.
She has carpets that see a vacuum cleaner maybe three times a year—at best.
She has tile or hardwood flooring so sticky that you think you’re stepping in combination of tree sap and her ex-boyfriends’ cum every time you walk on them barefoot.
She has bed sheets that rarely get changed out and have a sour smell.
She has soap scum and even mildew pockets in her bathtub or shower.
She has more dust than a 90 year old nun’s snatch accumulating on her furniture and other assorted belongings.
She has hundreds of dollars worth of makeup… all over the fucking floor, of course.
She has a refrigerator so filthy that eating anything not sealed in a container fit for Plutonium exposure puts you at serious risk for contracting dysentery.
She has blow-dryers, hair straighteners, and hair curlers—of which there must be four of each for some reason—laying on the floor for you to trip over.
You’re probably wondering who “she” is at this point. Well, you unlucky son of a bitch, “she” is very likely the next woman you sleep with or—if you’re severely lacking in self-respect—your next girlfriend. I can safely say that if the next woman you date is a product of the millennial generation, then there is roughly an 80 percent chance that she will check off a minimum of three items from the above list. And no—I’m not joking. To add insult to injury, this is just the basic stuff—it gets worse.
Submitted January 02, 2016 at 10:25PM by This_1_is_my_Reddit http://ift.tt/1MMWOfE LifeProTips
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