Fear Factor: Marvel Version
Wolverine and Magneto are each put into a giant silo full of each others' namesake.
For this matchup, we'll assume a conical silo like the one pictured here. The inside diameter is 20 feet (6.1 m) and the body height is 32 feet (9.8 m), and the cone height is 8 ft (2.4 m). Each round, the silo is filled to the top without compression, with the contestant inserted halfway through.
Round 1: Magneto's silo is filled with baby wolverines. Wolverine's silo is filled with magnetized iron filings like the kind used for Wooly Willy.
Round 2: Magneto's silo is filled with normal-sized adult male wolverines that aren't particularly happy about being stuffed into a silo. Wolverine's silo is filled with 2 pound (0.9 kg) horseshoe magnets.
Round 3: Magneto is coated with concentrated male wolverine pheromone, then thrown into a silo filled with female wolverines (in estrus). Wolverine is thrown into a silo full of refrigerator magnets that depict Rosie O'Donnell in full frontal nudity.
Bonus Round: Professor X (no powers) vs Stephen Hawking in a renaissance fest jousting tournament. Assume each has infinite money and a week of planning to modify their wheelchairs, but they must use a standard sized lance.
Submitted September 08, 2015 at 07:29AM by lolzergrush http://ift.tt/1LgnFkm whowouldwin
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