Wednesday evenings are "Raid Night" for my group of Destiny-playing friends. This afternoon, I saw a mysterious brown bag sitting in my refrigerator.
I open the bag up to find PIZZA LUNCHABLES!!! (yes, I'm 28 and still love Lunchables).
I crack open that sweet box of deliciousness as I boot up my xbox and find the following hidden note from my girlfriend (who has a Titan character on my xbox account):
Conclusion: Introduce your significant other to Destiny. Not only will she respect the sanctity of "raid night", but she may even buy food rations for your inner 12-year-old.
She may also start referring to you as "Exo scum", which is one downside. Goddamn anti-Exo discrimination.
Submitted July 16, 2015 at 04:53AM by CrotasScrota http://ift.tt/1JiYe0g DestinyTheGame
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