Ghost 1: Hey
Ghost 2: Hey
Ghost 1: How did you die??
Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, i was chilling, then, I started freezing, and then, I couldn't breathe .I died of suffocation.
Ghost 1: Wow.... what a sad way to die.
Ghost 2: Yeah. How did you die?
Ghost 1: I died of a heart attack.
Ghost 2: What happened?
Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. i came home and saw a man's pair of shoes. Then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house because my neighbor told me, and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. So, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dining. I couldn't find him and I was very tired of running, so i got a heart attack.
Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you checked the refrigerator we would both be alive!!
Submitted July 02, 2017 at 06:07AM by JZDaBoss123 http://ift.tt/2szxg3e Jokes
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