Three dead improv actors are told that only those who died a horrible death are allowed to enter Heaven due to overcrowding Jokes

So, the first thinks for a second and then explains to St. Peter that he got home and found his wife naked in bed in the middle of day. Suspecting adultery, he had searched their 10th floor apartment until he finally found a man hanging from the balcony by his finger nails.

Overcome with jealousy, he had pounded the man's fingers until he dropped to the ground. Seeing that the man somehow survived the fall, he then pulled the refrigerator to the balcony and tipped it over, finally killing the man.

Collapsing from the excitement and physical strain, he had then suffered a fatal heart attack and died on the balcony himself.

St. Peter admitted this was indeed a horrible way to die and let him in.

Uplifted by seeing St. Peter sympathizing with this story, the next came forward. He told St. Peter that he was a gymnast living on the 11th floor and was doing his daily exercises on the balcony, when he suddenly lost his balance and fell over. Luckily he had managed to grab onto the balcony below.

"But then a madman came and hammered on my fingers until I fell. I landed in a bush and was paralyzed from the fall, but at the same time I was happy that I survived. Unfortunately, the madman on the balcony wasn't finished and dropped a refrigerator on me - and that's how I died", he explained. 

St. Peter admitted that this, too, was indeed a horrible way to die and let him in.   Finally, the third man comes forward and St. Peter wants to know he died. 

"Well, it sounds weird, but I was sitting naked in a refrigerator..."

Submitted October 17, 2016 at 09:53PM by fxfxfx http://ift.tt/2dJaejX Jokes