Why does it seem that bills get to the mailbox faster than checks?
How is it that you drive on a parking lot but can only park on a driveway?
What does it mean when I take a sip of isopropyl alcohol and my bladder immediately decides to do the rumba?
If I made a question that was so difficult to ponder that there was no viable literal answer, would your answer still be figurative in an attempt to keep with the humor aspect?
If I threw a bottle in the Bermuda triangle filled with thousands of dollars and a shark decided to eat it, would you dive to retrieve it if you had a homing signal to the money?
If thus, then shall therefore?
Why are you still reading this, knowing you had an idea that today you would stumble upon the thing like the this? And can't it not be not impossible to not NOT decipher?
If I were to lift my leg while peeing but drinking Captain Morgan at the same time, will there still be pizza under the refrigerator?
Submitted October 08, 2015 at 05:39AM by Centrilius http://ift.tt/1j9TdS3 funny
No comments:
Post a Comment