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"Sign here." The delivery guy says, as I look up at the refrigerator-sized box in awe.

"What is it?" I ask. "I didn't order anything."

The delivery guy shrugs. "No idea. It didn't even have a name. Just the address. Sign here please."

I look down and sign the delivery slip. The delivery guy nods at me and walks back out the door. I grab a knife from the kitchen and start cutting through the tape.

I remove the outer cardboard, and I see a label. "CX-200 Sexbot." Oh my god, I definitely didn't order this. I've only heard of these in passing. They say they're so realistic you don't know the difference between them and the real thing. Apparently they can duplicate just about anyone from a few photos. The more intimate the better of course.

But how did it end up here? Well, there's no name on it, and it is addressed to me... I guess technically it does belong to me. I can't see anyone coming to claim it.

I open the box and gasp as I see who is inside...

Is it: The neighbour's daughter? His wife's sister? A celebrity? My wife? My daughter? Someone else? It's up to you.

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