Two days ago I ordered pizza. It was a buy one get one free deal at the time so I thought to myself "Awesome! I'll eat the one tonight and have delicious leftovers for tomorrow!". The pizza's arrive, I chow down and fall asleep while watching a movie. I wake up an hour or two later on the couch, get into bed, and pass out for the remainder of the evening.
The next morning I wake up and realise that in my half-asleep state, I failed to place the second pizza in the refrigerator as the box was still sitting on the coffee table. It was pretty early in the morning so my apartment was still quite dark. I hopped in the shower, got dressed sat on the couch while putting on some shoes and shoved a slice of left-over pizza in my mouth. "It's only been a few hours, it should still be safe to eat" I reassure myself.
While chewing I suddenly feel a sharp stinging sensation on my upper lip. Instinctively, I grab at the area with my fingers. There is a street light outside the kitchen so I move closer to the kitchen window to see what it was. I see two bull ants writhing between my finger tips. The second I saw them something clicked in my brain and I suddenly felt was must have been thousands of wriggling things in my mouth. Oh god no...
I run to the bathroom and spit the half chewed slice of pizza in the toilet, only to watch a cascade of moving ants fall out of my mouth at the same time. I somehow did not throw up but spent the next 2 minutes pulling off the "fighter" ants who had decided to clamp down on my cheeks, tongue and any other soft tissue in desperation. I went back in the living room, switch on the light, and there must have been an entire colony of ants eating the pizza. One or two clamped down in my throat and it took three meals for them to finally get pushed down.
TLDR: I ate an eighth of an ant colony live.
Submitted October 15, 2016 at 02:49PM by Zuslash http://ift.tt/2e6F1J4 tifu
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