Three guys waiting to get into heaven... Jokes

Three guys are waiting to get into heaven. St. Peter can't decide to let them in or not, so he asks to know how they died.

The first guy said, "I came back to my apartment one day, and my wife was hurriedly getting dressed. She said she was all alone, but I looked out the window and saw a man in a bathrobe hanging off my balcony. I was so mad, I stomped on his fingers until he fell off. But he didn't die, and I was still mad, so I pushed our refrigerator down on top of him. I felt so guilty I committed suicide."

The second guy says, "I was doing pull-ups off my balcony, but I fell and managed to grab onto the balcony underneath mine. Then this maniac comes out, smashes all my fingers, and pushes a refrigerator on top of me!"

The third guy says, "Picture this: hiding, naked, inside a refrigerator."

Submitted October 18, 2016 at 08:56AM by brokenimage321 http://ift.tt/2djFQRj Jokes