One night before bed, Norman had a headache, so he decided to take some Tylenol. It was a particularly nasty headache, so Norman took 3 caplets without thinking too much about it. As he was putting the bottle away in the medicine cabinet, Norman looked at the back of the bottle and gasped audibly. Printed there, in small, blockish letters, were the dosage instructions. The instructions clearly stated: 2 Caplets Every 6 hours while symptoms last. In a panic, Norman immediately ran to the refrigerator and pulled out a gallon of milk in the hopes that it would help dilute the extra medicine that was at this moment beginning to break down and become absorbed in his system. He thought better of it, however, as too many fluids before bed could lead to several late-night visits to the restroom. Still giddy from the adrenaline, Norman lay down in his bed until his heart rate decreased and he fell peacefully asleep. The next morning, Norman awoke headache-free. “I shall never be so reckless again,” Norman stated, and placing his brush with death behind him, Norman prepared himself for the busy day ahead.
Submitted October 22, 2015 at 08:29PM by Ominus666 http://ift.tt/200EaLM lifeofnorman
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