The Version as I know it.
Three men are standing outside the pearly gates and out comes St Peter.
"Sorry Guys, but Heavens pretty full today, so I can only let one of you in. So for this reason, who ever of you had the worst death gets to come on in."
So the first guy steps forward and recounts his story.
"Well it all started when I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day from work to catch her in the act. As I suspected I found her flushed and naked on the bed, so in my rage I ransacked my apartment searching for the guy she had obviously been cheating on me with. I searched high and low and to no avail could not find him. So I went out to the balcony to get some fresh air and what do you know hanging of the edge of my balcony is this guy. So I started banging on his hands and he wouldn't let go, so then I stomped on his hands and he fell down into the bushes below. Then in my rage I grabbed the bar fridge and threw it over the balcony at him. Subsequently the stress and physical strain caused me to have a heart attack. So here I am"
Saint Peter then instructs the second man to tell his tale of woe.
"Well my day was going like any other, I was doing my exercises on my balcony but it had rained and unfortunately I slipped and fell over the railing. I fell for a bit but I managed to grab onto the balcony below. I injured myself during the fall and I couldn't manage to pull myself up, but then a guy came out and I thought he was going to save me. But no! He started hitting my hands. I tired to hold on but eventually let go and landed in some bushes. I thought it was a miracle until Bang! The bastard threw a fridge at me and I died instantly."
The third man steps forward.
"Would you believe I died naked in a Refrigerator."
Submitted May 06, 2015 at 12:58PM by ChickenDinner68 http://ift.tt/1JPy7TS Jokes
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