Today, Norman really wanted to buy a cat calendar.
While browsing the calendar section of Barnes and Noble (the only one that was still open), he leafed through several on the shelf.
He noticed many of the cats were fluffier than his Norman. Some of them even were prettier! The May kitty was particularly dashing.
Norman decided against buying a cat calendar. He did not want little Norman to feel self-conscious, especially for a whole year.
When Norman returned home, he hung his newly purchased calendar on the refrigerator: Hot rods of the 50's and 60's.
Norman meowed. Norman didn't even grow up in the 50's or 60's.
Submitted May 24, 2015 at 11:43AM by HumpCakes http://ift.tt/1EqERiX lifeofnorman
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