Tuesday, August 1, 2017

I knew I shouldn't have done this nosleep

I knew it from the beginning. There was too much evil involved in the story. And now if I'm lucky, I may catch this guy in a few years. Well, you guys are probably really confused at this point, so let me give you some clarity.

No I did not do any kind of challenge. Well sort of. A friend and I were playing truth or dare because we were bored and because truth or dare. Of course, being the daredevil I am, I picked dare. So she dared me to call a number. She said if you call it a man will stalk you for he rest of your life. "Pssh, yeah right," I said. So she gave me the number and I called it. Being the fool that I really am, I used one of the cheesiest phone jokes ever, I asked if their refrigerator was running. They said yes. Then I said "Well you better catch it, bitch." They hung up. I went to the kitchen to get a beer. I immediately noticed a plate out on the kitchen table. I didn't recall putting it there, but I put it up and went to take a piss. I came out the bathroom and there the sumbitch was again. Sitting there in plain sight. I asked my friend if she had put the plate out and she said no. I was a LITTLE drunk so I put it up and went about my business. My friend left and it was just me there afterwards.

I finished off my beer and guess what I saw sitting on the kitchen table on my way to get another.

That's right!! That goddamn plate was out again. I shoved it back into the cabinet and closed the door. "STAY THERE YOU BASTARD," I yelled. Well it didn't stop there. My goddamn computer was on one day. I was SURE the damn thing was on. So I went to use the restroom. I came back and guess what? That's right the thing was off. I'm not the kind who believes in ghosts so it wasn't very creepy for me, but rather odd. I could go on and on.

I decided it was time to go to sleep anyway. When I did I noticed someone standing outside my window. I couldn't see outside since it was a new moon and it was dark as hell outside. Now I have some weird fucking neighbors. I told them to fuck off so they did. They fucked right off to another window in my room. I got up to flip them off and close the blinds. I got up the next morning with piss all along my hallway walls. You heard me right. Piss!! All along my walls. So I spent half the morning cleaning that up and cussing my neighbors out. They swore up and down they didn't come to my house. I didn't believe them so I just went back home. At my doorway I saw a man. I couldn't swear to it but I think it was the same guy. He was standing there watching me. I approached him, cussing him every step of the way. And as I got close, he took off.

I went inside and there that motherfucker was at my window. Standing there. Watching. I politely asked him, very politely, to fuck off.

He just went to another window.

So I went to that window and he ran.

Updates will be coming soon guys just please wtf do I do?



Submitted August 02, 2017 at 10:53AM by sompthing_else http://ift.tt/2vrNa5G nosleep

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