Monday, June 1, 2015

Maybe They Don't Need to See Anything... breakingmom

..because I see it for them.

5-year-old son: "Where are my shoes?"

Me: "They're by the coffee table. No, the other side. Next to the toy box. Right there. Where I am pointing. Right in front of you. 18 INCHES FROM YOUR FACE."

Husband: "Where is the mustard?"

Me: "In the refrigerator door. On the top shelf. Next to the soy sauce. In the yellow container. Right there. Where I am pointing. 12 INCHES IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE."

Sigh.



Submitted June 01, 2015 at 03:58PM by Maegwin79 http://ift.tt/1HGqVn6 breakingmom

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