It's 1975, and John and Amy had just gotten married. Jokes

They go grocery shopping for their first time as a married couple. They buy various items, including lots of jars of food.

They get home, and Amy starts unpacking. John notices something strange... Amy takes the first jar and opens it, closes it again, and puts it in the refrigerator. She goes to the next jar and, again, opens it, closes it, and puts it in the fridge. She does this with every jar they bought.

John says, "Dear, what are you doing?"

Amy says, "Well they all say right here," as she points at a jar...

"... refrigerate after opening."

(True story I heard from friends of mine. Names have been changed.)

Submitted May 15, 2017 at 01:08AM by wilkesreid http://ift.tt/2rfFWMf Jokes