A 96 year old man goes for a physical checkup with his family doctor.
Once he is finished, the doctor looks at the old man and tells him, "Well Alfred, as far as anyone is concerned, you're in top physical shape. You are as healthy as a 50 year old."
"That's great to hear, I feel great too!", Alfred replies.
"Now, let's talk about the mental side of things. How do you feel most days? Are you having trouble remembering things? Have you found yourself wondering where you are?"
"No, but I did have an enlightening experience! Every time I open the door to the bathroom, the lights turns on automatically as if God is lighting my way!"
"Is it possible you have a sensor that turns your lights on when you open the door?"
"Definitely not, but I know in my heart that it's God trying to tell me something!"
The doctor is a little concerned, so he lets Alfred leave but immediately calls Alfred's 90 year old wife at home. He explains what Alfred just told him, and that he is a little concerned.
His wife just sighs and says, "That damn fool. He's been pissing in the refrigerator again, hasn't he!?"
Submitted February 17, 2017 at 09:52PM by machstem http://ift.tt/2lrfyiM Jokes
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