When I was a kid I would go with my mom over to my grandpa's retirement home. They would leave me alone in the apartment while they went off to eat in the cafeteria in the next building over. I believe they were under the impression I was drawing, or playing computer games, or watching TV. I was actually only ever watching porn and jacking off. One day when I was 11 the ritual began again, my mom and grandpa left me in the apartment and I started squeezing the pinkie so to speak. While I'm sure I always enjoyed the orgasm, that day must have been special, because I came so hard I thrusted my hips up and smashed my left testicle into the corner of my grandpa's desk. Having 8 older siblings, I knew what a somewhat harmless nut-punch felt like, and also knew that this was not that. I'm not sure how much time passed before mom and grandpa returned, if I had time to make this story up, or if I came up with it on the spot, but I told them I opened the refrigerator door on my balls, and as far as I know they believed me. I'm not sure exactly what happened to my nut, if it broke open or not, but I do remember going to the emergency room, and telling at least one pair of doctor and nurse I opened a refrigerator so fast it cracked my sack.
Submitted May 09, 2016 at 01:53AM by hakham_aktaf http://ift.tt/1UKDVDf tifu
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