Today was trash day and there were some leftovers from Thanksgiving that needed to be thrown out. The leftovers were in plastic grocery bags and I accidentally threw out perfectly good hamburger meat that my SO bought a day before which he left in a grocery bag along with the leftovers.
He gets home from work wanting to make something with the hamburger meat and alas it is no where to be found. It dawned on me what I did. He asked if I remembered seeing it and I said yes it was there this morning. I should mention that we have two refrigerators, one inside and one on our patio. The hamburger meat and leftovers were in the refrigerator on the patio. Why the fuck he left it in the grocery bag next to the leftovers which also were in grocery bags I don't know. Why I didn't check the bags I had been on a cleaning spree in the wee hours of the morning and was so tired and out of it.
Immediately he thinks someone stole it while he was at work and while I slept. This is fine with me cuz he has some narcissistic tendencies and probably would have chewed me out for throwing it away even though it was an accident.
Now when he leaves for work I have to lock the patio door for fear of the hamburgler returning.
Tldr; I created a pseudo hamburgler by accidentally throwing out good hamburger meat with bad Thanksgiving leftovers.
Submitted December 05, 2015 at 08:57AM by yugenesis http://ift.tt/1lDvzP8 tifu
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