So, last night I was getting my America on and doing some fireworks and having a few drinks (I have to work today/tonight)
At some point I realized, I drank too much and a shower seemed like a good way to "heal" myself. Now, being drunk, I thought It'd just close the drain on the tub and do the shower/bath thing while soaking. Well, of course, 5 minutes into this I puke a slurry of potato chips, a week old hamburger I found in the refrigerator, that 3 dollar wine from whole foods, and some makers mark.
I quickly get out of the tub, my wife comes in, insists I get out of bathroom before I make matters worse by trying to clean it myself.
Being the stubborn doo-doo head I can be, I thought I'd help. But, of course, I failed. I tired to sit on the bathtub ledge, then I slipped and fell right back into a tub of vomit that has mixed nicely at this point.
Finally, I accepted defeat. Dried off promptly in shame, and went to bed. My wife isn't happy today.
Submitted July 04, 2015 at 07:52PM by CAREFULLY_ http://ift.tt/1ggnz41 tifu
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