Totals: 7 days, 290 posts, 927 comments.
Included in this report: The top 290 posts, and 930 of the top comments, by 914 distinct authors.
No comments or posts were gilded :(
See the comments for detailed reports and charts.
Most Popular Posts
| Score |
Author |
Post Title |
| 4462 |
/u/DontFuckWithMyMoney |
MRW after months of research, me and my highly diverse team of mathematicians and scientists announce why we do not believe that 13 times 155 is 1,297 |
| 4285 |
/u/MrSquigles |
MRW my son refuses to protect his hair from the harsh chemicals but I'll be damned if I'm going to let him go bald like I did. |
| 4121 |
/u/duclos015 |
MRW I'm done being groped by my boyfriend and need to pray the gay away, but God decides to smite me anyway |
| 3987 |
/u/Knerteren |
MRW i am a sad sprinkler |
| 3900 |
/u/Teddie1056 |
MRW me and my friends want to kill some Jewish mermaids, but our backs are super itchy. |
| 3638 |
/u/Lobo2ffs |
MRW I score big at skee-ball and get overly excited and tell my date to wait on eating pizza because I am going to purchase a prize for her |
| 3013 |
/u/PetraB |
MRW mom tells me to get out of the basement & find a job |
| 1683 |
/u/amkamz |
MRW i misunderstood what she meant when she said she wanted to stroke my furry owl |
| 634 |
/u/HURT_BALLS |
MFW I fly over a country for old men |
| 485 |
/u/brosasorous |
MRW I take a rip off the gravity bong |
| 422 |
/u/Scruffmygruff |
Mrw I am competing in a Texas lassoing competition and employ an unorthodox maneuver, only to fail. Trying to sneak away to avoid public shame, I then remember that I am a near-sighted silverback gorilla and need to defend my territory |
| 401 |
/u/funnyorifice |
MRW When I come home and my girl is crying in the shower telling me that she was finishing a bag of doritos when the police called and told her that her parents had been killed by a drunk driver, and I try to do the right thing and console her, but I haven't had dinner yet, and I'm really hungry. |
| 349 |
/u/LeChuck999 |
MRW I leave my similar looking dogs named 'Impossible' and 'True' with the vet for the night, and when I come to pick up True, the vet brings me the wrong dog. |
| 266 |
/u/pineapple3000 |
MRW when Earth's gravity suddenly increases from 9.8 m/s to 20 m/s |
| 221 |
/u/mrbenji1025 |
MRW I've been cursed with immortality for a thousand years and the only way to free me is an amazing handjob. |
| 216 |
/u/DrakeBakes |
MRW I need to pee, but forgot which book opens the secret passage to the nearest bathroom and it's too late |
| 199 |
/u/Mrploom |
MRW I'm glued to a glass of water and need to cross the street |
| 183 |
/u/blobbachobba |
MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW |
| 173 |
/u/Dr_AbrahamVaginatits |
MRW I'm in a KISS cover band and lost my black and white make-up, then shrink to microscopic size on stage but still want to nail the guitar solo. |
| 170 |
/u/lucasvb |
MRW it's my birthday and my friends are taking me to the surprise party, and I'm also a huge stone statue with no arms and legs |
| 130 |
/u/OwlCountry |
MRW I'm 14 and my parents leave me at home alone to go to the shops |
| 130 |
/u/JDefined |
MRW I desperately want to stage dive, despite the fact that my band only has four fans, one of which having just left the band's fan club |
| 122 |
/u/oceanjunkie |
MRW I'm really hungry and open my new futuristic refrigerator but there's nothing to eat. |
| 119 |
/u/Handy_tool_lover |
MRW Apple releases a new product which is just a giant rotating brushed aluminium bar |
| 114 |
/u/ForgottenLore |
MRW my fetish is directing jungle movies dressed in a gorilla costume and an actor doesn't know where he should be on the set |
| 88 |
/u/BammaLamb |
MRW I have multiple personality disorder and the personalities include a ballerina, an Old Western Gunman, a bowler, a crab, a fist pumping flamingo, and a cyclone |
| 82 |
/u/ForgottenLore |
MRW I already have 4 children and get pregnant with quintuplets |
| 79 |
/u/Funslinger |
MRW I'm the boss as a textile plant and one of our machines is broken and I'm explaining to the repairman what he needs to do |
| 78 |
/u/Las_Pollas_Hermanas |
MRW I suffer from Parkinson's disease and my wife calls me halfway through a face-painting session to ask if she can open my browser history. |
| 77 |
/u/we_are_diamond_dogs |
MRW I'm a human clock and my friends ask what the time is and it's 6:12 |
| 73 |
/u/glublublub |
MRW I'm a follower in an RPG and the player directs me to a spot but I get clipped into the wall |
| 64 |
/u/towns |
MRW I forget to take my youth potion but remember I left it on the floor of the plane |
| 61 |
/u/MUWN |
MRW my cannibal friend and I set our sights on fixing US politics, but underestimate the numbers involved. |
| 58 |
/u/Impal0r |
MRW i forget it's inverse leg day and I manage to lift my legs up right before the inverse leg patrol arrives |
| 57 |
/u/TXRiverRat |
MRW Optimus tells me to roll out |
| 56 |
/u/Teppy2 |
MRW my friend has forgotten how the Na+/K+ pump works and asks me to explain it to him using interpretive dance |
| 56 |
/u/Foxprowl |
MRW Indiana Jones tells me not to look at the Ark of the Covenant but I do anyway |
Submitted November 09, 2015 at 01:42PM by subredditreports http://ift.tt/1leMGXC subredditreports
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