1: Drink liter of morning beer
2: Drink six cups of coffee
3: Buy 6 liters of beer
4: Put one liter in refrigerator for next morning
5: Drink the rest of it
6: sleep
7: decide you can't sleep, drink another beer
8: puke in puke-bucket that resides beside bed
9: Miss bucket, puke over legs
10: shower
11: continue puking in shower
12: slip in own puke in shower
13: headbutt wall
14: drink moar
15: realize no morning beer tomorrow
16: Post to CA
tldr: don't headbutt your bathroom
Submitted November 10, 2015 at 02:25PM by kilhart http://ift.tt/1MlIPP7 cripplingalcoholism
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