3 men are in line outside the pearly gates... Jokes

And Saint Peter declares to the line that Heaven is filling up, so only those truly deserving of entrance will be allowed through the gates.

The first man walks up to St. Peter, and St. Peter says to him, "tell me your story, son."

The first man says, "Well, I lived a good, honest life. I married my high school sweetheart, and I worked hard to give her everything she'd ever need. We lived in a penthouse apartment in a high rise, and wanted for nothing. But one day, I noticed that she started acting a little strange. She was secretive and odd. Fearing she was upset, I decided that one day I'd leave work early to come home and surprise her. When I arrived, she was naked in our bed with a man's clothes next to hers on the floor. I lost it. I searched for him all over the apartment, the two of us yelling and screaming at each other the whole time.

"After awhile, I gave up, and grabbed a cigarette to ease my stress. I walked out onto the balcony to smoke it, and I noticed a pair of hands holding onto the edge. Realizing I found the bastard, I furiously started stomping on his hands and tried to get him to let go. He's yelling for me to stop, but wouldn't let go. So finally, out of desperation, I unplugged the refrigerator and tossed it off the edge, knocking him from the ledge and crushing him. Just then, I collapsed to the ground and died of a heart attack from the stress."

St. Peter looks at the first man and says, "Oh, my son, that's terrible. Please, come into heaven." So the first man walks in.

The second man approaches the gates and St. Peter asks him to tell his tale. The man says, "Well, I was an easy going guy. Single, sort of a ladies man, but a good person. I worked hard and lived in a high rise below a nice couple, and minded my own. I liked to keep my physique in shape, so I worked out constantly. One day, I decided to do some pull ups from the balcony above me. I heard the couple upstairs arguing, but I didn't want to intrude, so I kept doing what I was doing. Then, suddenly, the husband starts screaming and stomping in my hands! I yelled up to me, 'stop, stop! It's me!' but he didn't. Then, all of a sudden, a refrigerator is flung off the balcony, knocking loose my grip, sending me tumbling off the edge, and into the ground, where the fridge crushed and killed me."

St. Peter says to the second man, "Oh, my son, you did not deserve that. Please, come into heaven." So the second man walks in.

The third man approaches the gates and St. Peter says, "Tell me your story, my son."

The third man says, "OK, so I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."

Submitted October 18, 2016 at 10:27AM by William_Shakes_Beard http://ift.tt/2epEhyv Jokes