I'm working with a guy. I'm new to this store. He is amiable enough, but is patronizing as hell. He:
Calls me buddy and pal
Questioned my girlfriend's academic accomplishments
Looks at me in a very condescending way. Anytime he looks at me, I can see him reminding himself to be nice to me.
Flirts too heavily with a coworker. Like, gets right up behind her while helping her.
Tries to get my girlfriend to have her generous pen pal send another free copy of a videogame, (she sent the first as a gift) so he can buy it from us for cheap. This isn't some early release; this game is available in stores for him to buy.
Despite being in his early twenties, has slicked-back hair and a porn mustache.
Anywho, our really nice manager buys a box of pizza and we all have some. there are two slices left. Mustache guy isn't scheduled to come in yet. An hour later he gets here. I hear him call from the walk-in refrigerator, "Hey, whose pizza is this?" Nice female coworker answers that manager bought it for all of us. Mustache says "ah, cool" and walks away without having opened the box. He goes back to the sales floor.
I rush into the cooler and scarf the two remaining slices. I pluck any bit of cheese and pepperoni off the cardboard, and dump the crumbs in a trash can, leaving a completely cleaned out, and closed, pizza box in the walk-in.
Minutes later I hear him ask, "UGGH who ate the pizza?!" Female coworker grins and says she doesn't know. He whines, "Why would they leave the empty box in here?"
Because you are a smug dingleberry.
Submitted August 27, 2016 at 04:29AM by FrancisCastiglione12 http://ift.tt/2bNh764 pettyrevenge
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