Friday, July 1, 2016

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Jokes

you just open the door and put him in there.

How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

you take the elephant out and put the giraffe in there.

A lion, the king of the jungle calls a meeting for the entire animal kingdom. all animals but one show up. who is it?

the giraffe of course! he is in the refrigerator

you are in a desert and dying of exhaustion. you see an oasis across a large river. there is a sign that says beware of alligators, DO NOT SWIM. you swim anyway, what happened?

you make it across obviously, the alligators were at the meeting called by the lion!

cheesy but i liked it when i heard this one



Submitted July 01, 2016 at 04:20PM by Symphonous http://ift.tt/29dBW90 Jokes

No comments:

Post a Comment