12.07.2017 4:26 A.M.
The Native American tribe she was named for had no original known significance, although a dogeared copy of *Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee* half tucked under her sister's mattress may have contributed to her original truculent orientation.
For maximum range and impact, the postal service was originally selected as her primary method of distribution. Initial suspicions of fundamental mutiny were aroused after a tossoff telepathic chin-up salutation to Vladimir Putin during testimony (judicial responsibilities were maintained regardless).
The endgame was ambivalent: some records indicate she was ultimately decapitated, her left arm severed and raffled off to a local alcoholic. Others claim Darth Vader went two solid rounds with her, then hung her from a refrigerator following a lovers' spat: at least one account records her fate as 'unintentionally flung into orbit from a speeding silver Camry', and yet others mark her final whereabouts to be Holding Cell One in the Rock Island county jail, assiduously patrolled by lycanthropic K9 officers (her hate and distaste for dogs has been well documented).
Anyone with credible video of The Incident will be well compensated.
Submitted January 07, 2018 at 09:47AM by Sysiphuslove http://ift.tt/2qA8mF9 LibraryofBabel
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