Three men arrive in heaven.. Jokes

Three men arrive in heaven at the same time and St. Peter comes out to greet them.

"Sorry about this guys" St Peter says, "God didn't realise how many people would get into heaven, so we have a new policy. You now have to tell me the story of how you died, and if i think it's sad or interesting enough, I'll let you in."

He walks up to the first man who is a nerdy, bookish sort with a bad business suit and says, "Tell me your story"

"Okay" says the man, "I thought I had a wonderful life. I had a beautiful wife and we had a lovely place on the 34th floor of an apartment building. I came home from work early today, and I saw my beautiful wife sleeping in bed naked with another man's clothes on the floor. So of course I started looking for the bastard who slept with my wife."

"Like I said, I lived in an apartment. There weren't that many places to hide, but I couldn't find him anywhere. Just when I was about to go confront my wife, I see him. The bastard was hiding outside the window, holding onto the window sill. I go up to him and I started stomping on his hands over and over again but he wouldn't let go. I finally kicked him in the face and he fell. Unfortunately he landed on a bush and he bounced to safety. In my anger, I grabbed my refrigerator and I threw it out after him. However, the cord from the refrigerator wrapped around my leg and pulled me to my death."

St Peter nods and says , "You're story is acceptable, welcome to heaven" He goes to the second man, a brawny working man type, and says, "Whats your story?"

"I'm a window washer." Says the man, "I've been a window washer for over 20 years. Well today, I'm washing the 35th floor of an apartment complex when my scaffolding breaks. I thought I was going to die, but I manage to catch myself on the windowsill of the story below. Then all of a sudden this maniac comes out and starts mashing my fingers. I try my best to hold on, but he kicks me in the face and I fall. Once again, I thought I was going to die, but I land on this hedge and bounce away no worse for the wear. I look up and BOOM. Dead. Last thing I saw was a refrigerator."

St Peter holds back a chuckle then lets him into heaven. He goes to the third man, a ridiculously handsome fellow with sandy blonds hair, and asks, "What's your story?"

"Alright." Says the man, "Picture this, You just finished banging some dudes wife. He comes home. You hide in the refrigerator."

Submitted June 02, 2017 at 04:27AM by SwiftFinisher http://ift.tt/2rqh3hU Jokes